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“ i'm a wandress,i'm a one night stand,don't belong to no city,don't belong to no man. ”

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frlexus:

“i don’t mean to eavesdrop, but that joke was fucking awful. I don’t know how you didn’t expect them to walk away.”

“well, if you’re going to call me and my jokes fucking awful, why don’t you show me what you’ve got, huh? maybe i thought they’d like it. not all of us are like you and share the same opinions.”

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idfwugwen:

“If anyone’s seen my custom made pink Louboutins please tell me— or if one of you low class trashy girls decided to steal them I’d suggest you give them back. They’re custom made– for those of you who are uncultured and have no idea what that means: they’re made for me. Therefore, if you wear them I’ll know.”

“Don’t think any of us took ‘em! No one here wants your ‘custom made pink Louboutins’. I’m wearing my Nike Running shoes. If anyone did steal them, it was probably one of those inconsiderate gossip girls, did you read the magazine? I don’t know if it’s true, but I sure hope you guys did use a condom.”

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whtvrmatt:

Are your eyes working? Cause you need to watch where you’re going.

Oh, please! Don’t tell me that. I saw you looking at that taco truck over there. You should what where you’re going!

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“Well, I don’t know! Why do you want me to do it? It’s pointless!”

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                                                    moodboard of ,,,me ooc :-)

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tess-francis:

“I lost my house keys and I just realized that my spare key was also on my keychain. Who does that?”

“So, you put your spare keys with your other keys? I certainly don’t, but I could take you back home. I mean all our houses are next to each other. Come on! I’m sure you’ll get new ones.”

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                                            MOODBOARD de HEALANI BELMONTE

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➵ you are listening to HEALANI’S iPOD ― TASK #002

↳ recognize // partynextdoor, drake

‘ who do you fuck in the city when i’m not there? i owe you time.   let’s plan something out when i come back from europe. ’

↳ fuck with you // g-eazy, pia mia

‘ i know you want to too   i just wanna fuck with you. ’

↳ shanghai // nicki minaj

‘ ask jay who he married, eighty thousand in paris   stadiums with gueen b, and them selfies got ‘em aggy! ’

↳ memphis // justin bieber, big sean

‘ girl, you’re on my mind like 24/7   every single time that i’m not with you ’

↳ good for you // selena gomez, a$ap rocky

‘ you look good, girl, you know you did good, don’t you?   you look good, girl. i bet it feel good, don’t it? ’

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miavasq:

”I have the biggest hangover of all hangovers and I have no idea what in the world went on last night. I’m ready for some sleep or coffee… and an aspirin. I better have done some amazing shit to feel this fucked up.”

‘What did you even do before you got here? You probably do need some sleep. Do you need any coffee or aspirin or anything? I could get it for you.”

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“I love it when the cameramen come in places at the most random times. I think America really enjoys those moments.”

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samuelwyd:

So, what’s up with our camera crew? They just decide to pop into my room while I’m having some alone time. What is there to record? This isn’t Pornhub.

Woah, well, what the hell? What could you be doing with that little shrimp of yours? Maybe it isn’t but I’m sure America will love this episode.

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idfwugwen:

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siennafgs:

“Well, I can relate in a way. I got my first job when I was fourteen — but it was a modeling gig, no where close to Walmart. Maybe they just wanted to teach you all about being an adult and to have responsibilities.”

“Modeling would be a lot better than Walmart, but I don’t have the face and body for it. You do, which is nice, but I guess I have the face and body for Walmart. Maybe, but I sure have learned a lot.”

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hmtlhisa:

“Something like that, but I did stare into his soul until they spoke up. It was pretty funny if you ask me. By the way, I didn’t get your name. I’m Hisa.”

“I wish I was there to see it. A baby threw popcorn chicken at me once. Hey, I’m Healani, but you can call me Healy or Lani. Whatever floats your boat will float mine. It’s nice to meet you, Hisa!”

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edgarffs:

Wasn’t planning on ever losing my Walmart virginity. Haven’t employees there literally fuckin’ died at Black Friday sales and shit? Is there insurance for that?

I have an accident almost every year. I almost threw a pumpkin at a woman once, because that’s just how rude and annoying she was. If there was, I’d probably be paying a lot for the things that happen there.

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ffsbrooks:

“I like Lani. That’s pretty. –I mean, they’re all pretty. Likewise, darlin’.”

“Quite the gentleman, huh? Thanks, my mom gave me that name.”

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hmtlhisa:

“I dropped a Mcflurry on a child once, the parent wanted to kill me but they couldn’t because the kid confessed it was their fault. So, you’re actually lucky.”

“How did they confess it? Are you some type of witch or something that can look into people’s eyes and they’ll be, like, hypnotized or something?”