This is why I don't follow you

#WhyIDontFollowYou

[whyidontfollowyou]

You are holding a gun or a knife in your profile pic (YOU WEIRDO) #whyIdontfollowyou http://t.co/dCsOiBBDIO

— Crispin Read (@crispin_read)

June 7, 2014

[whyidontfollowyou]

Your profile pic is a selfie taken in the bathroom #whyIdontfollowyou http://t.co/2jC3DpKYc1

— Crispin Read (@crispin_read) May 13, 2014

[whyidontfollowyou]

You DM'd me about how you got / how I can get loads of followers #whyIdontfollowyou http://t.co/vE0raHGDLF

— Crispin (@dearjanit) May 17, 2014

[whyidontfollowyou]

You DMd me that true twit validation thing #WhyIdontFollowYou http://bit.ly/wIdfy

— Crispin Read (@crispin_read)

December 9, 2013

[whyidontfollowyou]

Your bio is a quote from someone else #WhyIdontFollowYou http://t.co/MqnUrellWG

— Crispin (@dearjanit) December 9, 2013