Why I Will Never Grow Up...

Still young at heart <3

[whyiwillnevergrowup]

Apple: bitch you have no storage!!!!!

Apple: *adds more apps that can't be deleted*

[cassjaytuck]

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

[adelemurphy93]

[books-are-my-life17]

[whyiwillnevergrowup]

Real books, the original Goonies.

[dailyapocalypse]

When Rick says “We ARE the walking dead” http://dailyapocalypse.tumblr.com/

[whyiwillnevergrowup]

I waited 5years for that.

[undeadteds]

Yet more nightmarish visions from UndeadTeds

[wendihoe]

They gave Carl a house and he literally couldn't even stay in it

[brynnanoelle-deactivated2021082]

I didn’t really have much to offer the group.

Carol motherfuckingliar Peletier. (via skinnybrynny)

[squinkle-blog]

[lindsayslohan]

[dimension20official]

The new X-Men movie looks great

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

[lindsayslohan]

[niknak79]

[nomelnicks]

When you’re the last of your friends to turn 21

[burgertv]

[kittynoct]

iceland is scary

[occams]

are those giant marshmallows

[kittynoct]

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

[c0rnmuffins]

Seriously though what the fuck are those

[kittynoct]

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

[saturninejellyfish]

[whyiwillnevergrowup]

Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it.