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Iris

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[auntierayeraye]

[puthy]

[puthy]

[memeclassheroes]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Finally, a worthy competitor to this site's hate mail game.

[catasters]

[niriem]

hirtelen azt hittem, hogy találok ikertorony teáskannát a képeim között, de ez lett a legközelebbi

[electronicmail]

computer virus that keeps opening your browser and searching How to get out of computer and Stuck in computer tips

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[goldrogerstits]

[boyfriend-beater]

now that the “remember when we all believed johnny depp.. wow.. society really pulled the wool over our eyes….” era has rolled around i just want to say for the record i never believed that sack of shit wasn’t an abuser and i am better than the rest of you morons for having eyes to see and ears to hear and you should all be ashamed. the only way ill respect you now is if you donate $50 to a women’s shelter.

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[willgrahamscock]

#you started blogging when I was 2

[oneheadtoanother]

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[straightboyfriend]

makes you experience a placebo effect

[straightboyfriend]

[godisafujoshi]

[eggsdoodz]

i’m proud of you

[maxknightley]

one of the most annoying things people can do online is play Sigmund Freud about your fetishes and not even correctly guess your trauma

[maxknightley]

"oouuogh you only crave 'the eroticism of piloting a mech' because you're Touch Starved" actually my several girlfriends embrace me and lavish me with kisses on a regular basis but whatever. the correct answer was "you feel disconnected from humanity and crave the power to Destroy that which frustrates you"

[maxknightley]

"also you want an evil woman to tell you what to do"

[bloomsng]

CHAPPEL ROAN at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards, 09/11/2024.