Favourite The Office Moments: [11/?]

⁂
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast

No title available
styofa doing anything
tumblr dot com

shark vs the universe
Show & Tell

Origami Around
sheepfilms

titsay
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
NASA

tannertan36
occasionally subtle
taylor price
seen from India

seen from Türkiye

seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Norway
seen from Maldives
seen from Germany

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from United States
@wickedozsome
Favourite The Office Moments: [11/?]
Send "Will you shut up, please?" for my muse's reaction to yours putting a hand over their mouth when they won't stop rambling.
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
“Checking in?”
“Can I sit here?”
“May I buy you a drink?”
“I can spot you, if you want.”
“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
“You look cold, take my jacket.”
“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
“Bride or groom?”
“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
“Hey, is he bothering you?”
“Don’t give up your day job.”
“…Dude, your fly’s down.”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Is this seat taken?”
“Here you dropped this.”
“You remind me of someone.”
“Will you be taking this?”
“May I take your order?”
“How are you?”
“You look familiar, have we met before?”
“Be careful next time.”
“Hey, could you help me?”
“Help me!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Are you alright?!”
“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
“I think I may have seen you before…”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“Oh my god are you okay?”
“Have we met…?”
“Were you at that one party?”
“Remember me?”
“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
“Hey, is that your dog?”
“Service takes forever here.”
“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
“Can you turn that music down?”
“People are trying to sleep!”
“I’m your new neighbour.”
“Is that who I think it is?”
“Be quiet!”
“Is that your son/daughter?”
“I’ve read about you.“
"Don't act as if you don't know."
@goodliest
“I know they’re rare, but this is one of those times where I genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about.”
goodliest :
“No!” If anything, the offer put her off even more. “No, I most certainly don’t! I want an explanation!”
“What’s there to explain? It’s just becoming more apparent that I’m not the awful person you seem to think I am.”
Skype Liveblogging Adventures: Cabin Fever Edition
Actual quotes from the movie, and commentary as done by myself and @mygiftisinsong.
“Fricking hillbilly vampires.”
“That’s a horrible sweater.”
“If you’re looking for fun, you’ve come to the wrong place.”
“But I don’t wanna go to gamer rehab.”
“He can do that to me any day of the week.”
“About to go ham on some indigenous beasties.”
“Suddenly, no pants. Welp.”
“…..THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY BUT SWEET JESUS.”
“Was it gross because you’ve known him for so long, or because he’s gross?”
“I think like, there’s something in the water.”
“He gon’ get dead.”
“They’re speedy quick at the sexytimes.”
“Making it look like they didn’t even do the sexy.”
“How about you don’t fuckin’ foreshadow?”
“Who names their dog Doctor Mambo??”
“Greetings, fellow teens.”
“Stranger danger, stranger danger!”
“_______, we’re confronting you about this because we care about you.”
“What makes him think any of them are a doctor?”
“Oh, what the fuck?!”
“Because dumping the body in the lake is totally the best idea ever.”
“Cutie in plaid.”
“We all fucked up the car.”
“DON’T DRINK THE WATER, GIRL!”
“They’re totally gonna get lost.”
“Oh look, it’s the sound of their death.”
“I want me a new hog!”
“I can’t believe we burnt Cousin Henry.”
“Creepy officer is creepy.”
“Does she want him or his girlfriend?”
“She got the nasty disease!”
“There’s no plan, not anymore.”
“I have two brothers. Also, you’re not the only gamer.”
“I’ll never get over him in plaid.”
“YOU’RE JUST GIVING HER MORE AND MORE DISEASE WATER, WHAT THE FUCK.”
“I DIDN’T HURT HER WITH MY PEEN, I SWEAR.”
“Please don’t actually screw the dog, that’ll get you in even more trouble.”
“He’ll probably get hit by a bus.”
“IT’S IN THE FUCKING WATER.”
“Your buttcheek will not be missed.”
“Oh man, that’s gotta /burn/.”
“Of course he doesn’t look good, HE GONNA DIE, LADY.”
“I mean, he was an asshole, but he was cute.”
@goodliest
It’s G O O D to see me, isn’t it?
No need to R E S P O N D! That was rhetorical!
(Independent Wicked RP, Written by Reilly)
"Don't act as if you don't know."
@goodliest
“I know they’re rare, but this is one of those times where I genuinely don’t know what you’re talking about.”
goodliest :
“There it is again! “
She didn’t bother to specify this time, her way of pouting.
“Do you want an apology or something?”
SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.
❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞
me: i love roleplaying
me: roleplaying is so fun
me: this is a fun time
me: takes 90 years to reply
Send me ✂ and I’ll compare our muses’ heights
On this
“Take my hand, I got you.”
@aurora-gallifreytimelady
“Took you long enough…”
aurora-gallifreytimelady :
“Sorry, I was distracted by flying monkeys.” She helped pulled him up.
He winced at the mention of those...things, “Is there a way out where we won’t pass them?”
“Take my hand, I got you.”
@aurora-gallifreytimelady
“Took you long enough…”
“I told you I would come.” She offered her hand to him.
He grabbed it and pulled himself up, “Move quicker next time and I won’t doubt you.”
“Take my hand, I got you.”
@aurora-gallifreytimelady
“Took you long enough…”
Protective sentence starters
“I wont let anything happen to you.”
“Get behind me.”
“I would die for you.”
“I’ve got you.”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“Tell me who hurt you.”
“Who did this to you? I’ll kill them!”
“I’m here for you, always.”
“Sit down, tell me what happened.”
“Take my hand, I got you.”
“C’mere, gimme a hug.”
+ wickedozsome
wickedozsome
❝if it isn’t the great wizard himself.❞ lily couldn’t hold back the grin that crossed her face at the sight of the man. it had been many years since she had seen walsh and even the second curse that brought everyone back to storybrooke had not affected oz yet again, leaving dorothy rather homesick for her ozian friends. ❝oh, it’s so good to see you!❞
❝if it isn’t Miss Dorothy Gale.❞ He beamed at her and chuckled lightly at her enthusiasm. Everyone in Storybrooke had been connected to someone, a friend, a family member, an enemy, but Walsh hadn’t had anybody since Zelena...well he hadn’t had anybody. Seeing Dorothy was like seeing a piece of home again. Not the Kansas he left, or the Oz he’d lost, but someone who understood both. ❝ Likewise, I was beginning to think I was alone here.”
Emma
Origin - England Meaning - Whole; Complete
disturbxnces :
In an odd way, she could relate. Emma had experienced numerous times the sensation of not having a home, of feeling like she didn’t belong anywhere. She figured Walsh felt something similar right then, and it made her fingers curl and twitch. Empathy, maybe. Emma sighed and pushed her hair back when the wind blew it in front of her eyes, then nodded.
It dawned on her that she knew nothing about who he truly was, other than the real parts of him that he showed her in New York and that he was associated with the Wicked Witch - willingly or not. Emma swallowed back at the little bit of information Walsh provided about his past and nodded jerkily again. “Who else knows you’re here? Do they know who you are? I mean, I haven’t seen you looking like you since New York.”
“People know I was one of Zelena’s ‘pets,’ but it doesn’t stretch much farther than that.” He ran a hand through his hair and shrugged. “As nice as it is to have my face back, nobody else would really recognize it. Everyone here’s from the Enchanted Forest, not Oz, and even if they were I didn’t make a habit of revealing that I was...” he trailed of looking for the right word, “human. I let them believe what they wanted to.”
“And unless you’ve been telling people exactly what went down in New York, the name Walsh Zoroaster isn’t going to turn any heads.” And for once he was okay with that. Sure, he’d liked helping people back in Oz, but being the center of attention had gotten him into a lot more trouble then he had hoped.