Guys, jesus christ.
Last week I stayed at a relatives house, and while I was there i filled a half full water bottle with chia seeds because they're good fiber and drinking it with water mixed in doesnt fuck up your digestive track.
I drank most of it and then left the bottle in my bag for like 5 days, I'm back at my place now and I wanted a swig of it, I opened the fucking water bottle gently and then the cap flew across the room with the hugest amount of force ive ever seen produced from opening a water bottle, let alone gently without doing the classic childhood twisty thing.
I was so shocked then looked down at my hands at the bottle and just pure smoke is coming out of it and my WHOLE ROOM SMELLED LIKE SHIT. I IMMEDIATELY ran down and just tossed it outside at the nearest bin. I have two scented candles lit up but the farticles are lingering still. I'm out of there right now and I'm gonna head back in like 10 minutes but istg if this shit smell is still there I might be kinda fucked for a while.
Oh yeah, update: smell is gone. Squeaky wheel gets the grease baby