Volume 1
Wictionary, The White Online Webster Dictionary, Volume 1
Definitions
Apple Music- the greatest music stream service ever
Person 1: Hey bro, I need to stream some music
Person 2: You can use my Apple music bro. Every song in the world.
Person 1: Is The Blueprint on there bro?
Person 2: Nah bro, this ain't Tidal.
Jordy Nelson- wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers, plays like a big black receiver
Bears Fan- Fucking Jordy Nelson with another touchdown, Jesus Christ
Packers Fan- Jordy is the best receiver in the league.
Bears Fan- Fuck you.
iPhone X- Pointless iPhone 10
Apple Guy 1- You know I gotta get that new iPhone X.
Apple Guy 2- Eh, I think my iPhone 6 is alright.
Apple Guy 1- Chill, I'm on top of that new phone.
Android Guy- I just want a Galaxy when I grow up.
BBW- big beautiful woman, big black woman, big butt woman, big boty woman, black booty woman, big bitch woman
Drake: that's right I like my girls BBW
Me: I eat my BBWs out so they can take me to BWW, Buffalo Wild Wings
Guy: Baby, you a BBW? You gonna get on top?
BBW: Ummmm, how about you get on top?
Guy: Come on big booty.
BBW: Fine, but you better have good dick.
Run It- Chris Brown song; drop your shit and hand it over to the runner; run the track
Guy: Play Run It, DJ!
DJ: What song is that?
Guy: Lemme see if you can run it, run it! The Chris Brown song.
DJ: Nigga that song is old.
Robber: Run it!
Guy: Run what?
Robber: Run your shit! Before I step on your nuts.
Guy: Oh fuck. Here's my wallet.
Coach: Yeah you see this track, you're gonna run it baby.
Guy: Damn the whole track coach?
Coach: Hell yeah if you wanna get on this team.
Guy: Damn coach, can I just buy a spot on the team.
Coach: If you got $500, sure ho.