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disney cruise AND elvis festival tomorrow

#takes a fucked up person to book a disney cruise and takes a fucked up person to travel all the way to #fucking nowhere in norway to attend an elvis festival like truly two category six groups of people mixing and mingling #maybe we'll all die

summer so rainy and grey im starting to think i should be taking my winter vitamins again

was stupid at work and had the edge of a heavy box fall on my face and lowkey my nose still hurts so bad that i just woke myself back up from rolling onto my face and fully had to cradle my nose and breathe for a bit

#its probably fine

i need to find a therapist

#up all night thinking thoughts and no one to reflect back on them what are we doingggggg #its not that serious at all but i cant have grand breakthroughs just in my own brain come on

a pontoon can be anywhere your heart desires

🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

#oh nothing its nothing really its nothing keep posting your little pics thank you thank you #big for me

maybe i need to offer my complaining menifestation powers on etsy or smthn bc my dad just called me back and said he felt bad forgetting that i was sick and making me drive so theyre coming here after all lmaooooo

why non german artists are so obsessed with putting a casual eins, zwei, drei in their songs i will never understand

#depending on the genre also often kids voices saying it like ???????? always catches me off guard

was on the phone with my dad on monday while i was lying on the couch fighting for my life, but told him that id probably be well again on the weekend to drive a few hrs to meet up with them somewhere and just now he called me saying theyve thought of a great thing to do on saturday: five hour uphill hike to a glacier! and asked if i have good rain gear bc its probably gonna be not too good weather. like can we be serious. on your two week camping tour you cant even be arsed to drive two hours more north to come visit me and instead i agree that in the middle of the busiest two weeks of the season i can use my two free days to drive and meet up with you instead and you fully forget that i was crazy sick on the phone just two days ago. get a grip im so serious.

cannot get that chinese engine lady out of my head

#angie angie angie angie iiin my faggotreeee maaany angies in my faggotree #if you needuh many angie you can tee haa mee iiii want to give you ah many aa-aangie #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#banger of the century #does she know the pop culture impact that she has. on me at least.

anyone else have a door that always needs to have the last word

bojan being back to single and freshly heartbroken might actually renew my interest in him, i love a man who suffers ♡

#did he cry in bed before falling asleep did he feel empty inside waking up in the morning does he replay situations in his head #trying to figure out where it went wrong ♡#none of this is my business maybe im being mean but is it really my fault that its kinda giving 🫦❤️‍🔥

deswegen & darum the absolute nonsensical yet most useful goats that you are

#i love words

fanuza kadirova gym thirst trap thank you jesus thank you thank you

#the rest of the week is safe thank god

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i have this whatsapp chat as an archive/quick notes thing and i was trying to find my sisters new address in there but its turned into a riddle of what was i trying to tell myself on november 13th 2024

pig juicy lizard

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banger name for a little cat actually

#ohhhhhhh pj liguori codename??? could it be

i have this whatsapp chat as an archive/quick notes thing and i was trying to find my sisters new address in there but its turned into a riddle of what was i trying to tell myself on november 13th 2024

pig juicy lizard

#pig juicy lizard.................

only 460 people combined on two small ships today and yet somehow they kept me busier than any 2.7k aida has

#people were CRAZY talkative today at one point this woman asked if we had any chairs she could sit on bc she wanted to keep talking but #wasnt that stable on her feet so i brought out the folding chair #another lady talked to me for so longggg and kept wanting to leave but then also kept talking more and more and then she came back to #the shop two times and then took a picture of me and with me and said im gonna be in the vacation album to show the family LMAO wrote down #my name and age and everything #also top three funniest comments today:#3. when a women was wondering which size to buy the football shirt for her son and i said 'mine is a 2xl but im also quite large you know'#and she goes 'well in america youd still be skinny'#2. 'gets quite busy with two ships here eh?' said the guy from the boat that fits 200 people when we regularly get 4-6k ships here and #i have to wonder if he has seen a cruiseship before #1. 'the thing i love about the world cup the most is that everyone loves the us now! you only hear all this crap about us over here but #now everyone loves us!' everyone does not in fact love you. im so sorry to burst that bubble #i didnt actually burst her bubble but in what WORLDDDD homegirl everyone is pissed about the cup being in the us bc your infrastructure #sucks ass your beer tastes like dishwater and everyone is quadrupling their prices for no other reason than pure greed and then including #a mandatory tip bc your whole thing is fucked. did you hear that on fox news latest tiktok or what.

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