Not Quite Human

Hello Tumblr people! Who takes the internet takes the universe. But bad news everyone, cause guess who? Ha! Listen, you lot you're all clicking about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM BLOGGING! Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the internet?" Answer: We do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from us? Come on! Look at us! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else we don't have: Anything to lose! So! If you're sitting up there in your silly little government seats with all your silly little laws and you've got any plans on taking the internet tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every protest we stopped you and then, and then ... do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[rights-for-redshirts]

I found it

[mygfturnedintothelawofcycle]

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

[mjalti]

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

[parzivalleknight]

Pokemon: Hey here’s just a fucking sheep All of us in unison:

[deathcatcher]

"I would live for you" hits a lot harder than "I would die for you" imo. you're so important to me that I would pick myself up out of my grave for you. you give me a kind of hope that I thought I couldn't feel anymore. a future with you in it is a future I want to be there for. dying for you is easy, living for you is making the choice every day to get up and keep going

[luntfontanne]

BLEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luntfontanne]

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[fake-some-noise]

[foone]

I've got a friend who has done this a few times. she got a submissive guy off fetlife to come over and fold her laundry and clean the bathrooms and dust the shelves.

[datura-inoxia]

Did she have to get him off or something afterwards? Or did he just do it for the love of the game?

[foone]

I'm not 100% sure but I don't think so. I think what he was getting out of it was just the service-submissive stuff.

[junglejim4322]

Been really getting into something called doing whatever I want lately

[junglejim4322]

Turns out some people really hate when you do this

[justsomeguycore]

as per my last straw,

[segamascott]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

The first?

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

That's a fucking ladder

[indigoisokay]

LMAO

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

[kosmogrl]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[daveymaybe]

godd hate to make it homestuck but.

[armormodekeeg]

no yeah that home looks pretty stuck you're not wrong on this one

[toskarin]

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

[toskarin]

the tumblr brothers

[toskarin]

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

[spookymanners]

is it better there

[toskarin]

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

[batsandboba]

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

[batsandboba]

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

[wolfslaughter]

Wag wag wag. No reason wag wag wag wag

[eucyon]