fwip fwip fwip

so to recap: gay dog aliens covered in dried jizz- fine, het- not ok

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no fuckface a quad is when your balls flip around your dick four times I've watched yoi

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bros in dc fandom: hey ya think bruce ever fucked batgirl? i'd fuck batgirl...u think she's pgregante? harassed slashers, penitent as anne boleyn in her wimple pre-execution: myne ways were in error, i hath been seduced as a childe,

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why does primus, the largest robin, not simply eat the other wards

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maybe the real dragon was the friends we consumed along the way

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if bioware is so accepting, then why is it that i, the holy roman emperor,

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as a woman i don't have an ass. i need a wise mlem bean to explain to me how anuses work because i, an anusless wom, will never understand the wonders and miracles of things entering and exiting a butt

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just another dragonbaby boomers taking advantage of the labor of hardworking millennials and then criticizing them for not being good enough smh

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i hate it when bnfs on tumblr ruin my attempt to stand on a hill and stealthily murder 20 bandits with magic

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your colon is the canary in the coalmine of your life, listen when it sings

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As a connoisseur of both cum and creamed honey once you touch it you'll know

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it happened to me: i was an innocent roman legionnaire trapped in a jesus novel

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with righteous indignation: hi ashley williams did you forget i had a dreamwidth

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the nonas outside looked from bro to ffa, and from ffa to bro, and from bro to ffa again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

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loudly crysinging ‘BUT IM ONLY HUMANNNNN’ for your elfiexdorf otp

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sir, please stop talking at the mon calamari ballet production of squid lake, you’re disrupting the performance

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me in a fishnet body suit, smacking glitter onto my own ass: stop fetishizing yourself!

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so to recap: wanting to fuck a crab- fine, wanting to fuck a lizard- not ok