Spontaneity

Adam. Denver. Cat dad. Coffee enthusiast. Software engineer.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[champagnemanagement]

this airbnb is only $229/night (not including cleaning fees)

[howemuginative]

[warriorprincesstramp]

beloved show <3

[gotinterest]

no cops at pride just 3 bears and 10,000 rats

[prince-like]

stop calling twinks that you'll hurt their feelings

[themanmadecave-deactivated20150]

[campcrow]

This show was a masterpiece

[brutally-gentlemen]

[i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated]

[funnytwittertweets]

[catasters]

[cute-animals-only]

[vicholas]

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[nemfrog]

“The non-athlete can often make an important contribution to the team.” Experiences in Homemaking. 1960.

Internet Archive

[bunnerella]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

Being the cumdump

[effyoutrav]

that’s what the C is for on his sweater, duh.

[mundo-da-meia-noite]

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[weaver-z]

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

[weaver-z]

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

[weaver-z]

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

[weaver-z]

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

[weaver-z]

Finally caving to my wife's irrational fear and typing "ghosts?" into the Google search bar

[nookling]

[undauntedly-deactivated20121226]

go fuck yourself phyllis

[retrogamingblog2]