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nobody:

tom nook:

me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day.

me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand nothing. tiny small young baby child.

fagcreaturer

me talking to my 60-ish year old cello teacher: yeah my man. i trust you. it’s like we’re twins. you’re so cool.

me talking to my 22 year old brother: you’re so fucking old. old man. a dinosaur. try to keep up old man.

nautilusopus

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

nautilusopus

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

nautilusopus

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.

nautilusopus

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

nautilusopus

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.