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Rachel Lauren | 31 | That sore in your mouth that you keep accidentally biting and now it won't go away? That's me! Fandom sideblog: @banriapologist about | twitter | instagram | ao3 | ko-fi

[kosmogrl]

[wizzard890]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[jadeinaries]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[quendergeer]

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

[trans-lykanthropie]

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

[freakoutgirl]

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

[boarofthenorth100]

LOL

[neppler]

What’s so funny

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen This

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[furryprovocateur]

[akashicrecord]

me after opening my bedroom window to see/smell a thick haze that would suggest the machines have won

[reborn-wakeup]

Dino Cavallone (volume 8, chapter 61)

[callali1y]

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

[sourgunk]

[dasfreefree]

More brown eyes. Now!

[ovur]

Huh? How did you know I was a bisexual seme from an early 2000s yaoi? *wearing an animal print button up maybe with a fur trimmed coat as well*

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever