slightlylcst·:
slightly: ugh, i hate technicalities. they’re boring.
slightly: wait that makes it sound like i’m calling you boring. rip. you’re not, words aren’t my forte.
slightly: y’know, you’re not wrong.
slightly: tos kirk is deffo the dude you could introduce like ‘mom, this is my boyfriend. he’s a Captain. he’s a starfleet graduate and has his own starship.’
slightly: while og han…. well. you said it perfectly, tbh. mom would not approve of a space pirate bf but a dude like that? worth disappointing mom over.
Wilbur: no, that’s actually totally fair. i can be a total drag
Wilbur: i mean, what mom wouldn’t be totally stoked and impressed that their kid is cuffed with a full-on intergalactic Captain. of a whole crew and fleet, no less!
Wilbur: og Han is the bf who sneaks in to your window at night, no joke
Wilbur: space baddy, for sure
