[wh40kartwork]

A Black Legionnaire

by John Blanche

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[wh40kartwork]

Assassins

by Salvador Trakal

[gideonisms]

you know what I've been recently considering that maybe it's actually more fun dating men if you're a lesbian because like sabrina carpenter and her ilk seem like they're having a bad time but every time I gave a man a chance he'd spill his top 5 most unhinged secrets and take me driving down small town streets at 85 mph. The entertainment value is really high when you simply don't care

[wilcoclahas]

As someone who’s gone on a lot of dates with women who turned out to be lesbians after the fact, I had a riot too. Good dates, a good energy, can recommend.

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[themurderscene-deactivated20140]

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

[rnyselfie]

is that my chemical romance?

[penceyprepster-deactivated20160]

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

[chxmical-rxmance]

but it actually is my chemical romance

[losered]

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

[gay-emo-quotes]

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

[gremlininho]

[wilcoclahas]

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[wilcoclahas]

Probably the murder of Billie-Jo Jenkins? Not big at all national scale but as it happened uh… less than a mile from my home and 12 doors down from my best friend?

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[wilcoclahas]

“Oh no where have my files gone I don’t have a backup”

[rogha]

Personally lately I’ve been enjoying undercooking my pasta and vastly overestimating how much it will ‘finish off in the sauce’ and by enjoying I mean crunch crunch crunch crunch

[wilcoclahas]

Pasta is a complicated and sophisticated beast and it will depend on a lot of factors but, broadly…

~120g of pasta Tablespoon (yeah, really) of salt Tiny dash of oil

Kettle of water, boil it, pour it over until the Pasta is covered plus about an inch, stick a lid on it

Twelve minutes on the “all the way on” hob setting

Drain it off, stick it in the sauce.

Pasta!

[unclefather]

rating based on what is letters.

[jackalopunny-deactivated2025100]

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[artrefineries]

OPs addition in the notes that I wanted to add because the posts' comments are-

[feyd-rautha-apologist]

It's genuinely criminal how small the Spire/Heart fandom on Tumblr is

[datavvitch]

Did not realise we were present on tumblr! (The fact that I see this the day after I said aloud 'I should run Spire' to a group I play another RPG with is a sign, surely)

[wilcoclahas]

You should run Spire. Spire is good. If you do so online I know a cool player who wants to play more Spire.

[guerrillatech]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.