Kelly Jelly

Hey! Netflix fanatic, university student. Sherlock, music and puns make up my life! Shoot me a message if you ever need someone to talk to!

[thoughts-memories]

[srsfunny]

Knee Tan Flavor

[honeyandwounds]

[shff-deactivated20170917]

The violin represents Sherlock. The strings are heart strings. The 4th string is the fourth series. Sherlock is heart broken in the fourth series. Sherlock has the heart burned out of him in the fourth series.

[dontyoudaresink]

Scorpius @ Draco: Albus's dad is acting like a real dick to him.

Draco: haha NICE.

Draco: *Crosses ''Better parent than Potter'' off bucket list*

[thequotejournals]

One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale  (via thequotejournals)

[goldddustwoman]

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

it’s so weird being in love

it’s just like 

“oh yeah I’m living my normal day to day life but also there’s this one human who’s MY MOST FAVORITE HUMAN”

[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Another woman’s beauty is not the absence of your own

Things my daughter will know(4am)

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

date a girl who still has decaying carbon isotopes in her body. carbon date her. good work youre an archeologist and you’re doing your job well

[thelovejournals]

15 Sincere Break Up Quotes Reflect the Unsaid Words We Don’t Dare to Admit

There are thousands of books, which reflect the heartache, desperation and emotional trauma of a break-up. But there are a few string of words, which perfectly puncture our heart and resonate with our soul and current distress.

We’ve compiled 15 amazingly empathetic break-up quotes and confessions from some of our favorite authors to remind you that you are not alone. They’ve wonderfully summed up our jealousy, our inadequacy and our fear of being rejected, as well as the grief we experience.

Some of these words are unsaid confessions we don’t dare admit to our best friends, for the simple fact that we do not want to be judged or thought of as a desperate human being. Let us help with these empathizing excerpts.

Keep reading

[pr1nceshawn]

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[thelovejournals]

I want to be with you, it is as simple, and as complicated as that.

Charles Bukowski (via whiteroseaf)

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

When I’m married someday I want to be so in love that our kids are disgusted