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smacksmash

#franswaaa

loopnoid

i've been told there's a repost of this silly old comic going around so here's the real one

#art #iwtv 2022

enchantedbook

Illustration for 'La Baionnette' Magazine by Gerda Wagener, 1918

#art

weepingwidar

Kristof Santy (Belgian, 1987) - Bloemen met Ei (Flowers with Egg) (2024)

#art

girlballs

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

lioncourtz

this fucking show

#tvl #tvl spoilers

sanchomps

wire crossed lovers

in orange, federal blue, black and metallic gold

#art #it's incredible how it all looks so sensual

cryptotheism

Occultism Throughout the Ages:

1910s: "What If We Made Our Own Kabbalah by the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn

1920s: "I Had Gay Sex Fuck All Religion by Aliestair Crowley"

1930s: "Atlantis: How It's Real And Full Of White People."

1940s: "Ghosts of the Mind, How Jungian Psychology Will Make Your Meat Huge"

1950s: "UNCOVERED: How the government steals our cum to to make UFOs"

1960s: How to be Libertarian in a Goth way by Anton Lavey."

1970s: "Book of the Light Wolves: Native American Wisdom from a Tantric Crystal Sex Perspective."

1980s: "Kung Fu as Self Defense Against SATAN"

1990s: "CYBER ABS: A psychic Chaos diet for the coming E-Pocalypse"

2000s: "Coping with 9/11: Prosperity Gospel and You."

2010s: "Activating Your Natural Womanhood by Chugging Tar Online"

2020s: "Maybe Crowley and Blavatsky and the Golden Dawn Was Wrong About Some Stuff Idk"

tigerleopardlion

Jaguar | Mateus Campos Felipe [Zoo Pomerode]

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when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

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me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

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to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution