Currently in my Half Life Crisis

Jamie. 30something. nonbinary (they/them pls). Used have an OW blog but I've /expanded/ my interests. lover of most things in the universe (but also so cynical it hardly seems as though). Soft spot for people raised in the Midwest. No ute club & happy bout it.

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I can't type wild without adding (and then deleting) an "e" at the end

I suppose if that's the worst side effect of intensely running an Olivia Wilde blog for years, I'll take it.

But it is really annoying that my fingers haven't caught up with my noggin.

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I forgot my blog existed. Here's a reminder that I exist.

Phil Dunster giving Brett Goldstein a cute lil smooch because they are both cute lil boys.

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Hey followers, why are you here?

It's a weird question but over the past...five or so years, this blog has been chaos incarnate but I've managed to keep 11k followers with my random posting of rather attractive people.

I don't know why a lot of you are here. Are you Olivia Wilde fans who stayed with me even though I posted less and less of her and then changed my blog name? Are you a fan of random attractive people?

I'm just so confused as to why people are still here for my whims and whimlike posting.

That aside, I think you're great.

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Do I think about this shoot more than is probably healthy? Yes

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Fave 6 pictures I possess right now of people I don't actually know

Phil is bendy

Suds is wet

Vico Ortiz literally slays me. Their shoot from The Cultura was so good.

Any of you who've been around for awhile know that KStew holds one of the highest places in my lil fan heart. And GOD, was this photoshoot a gift.

I still think about this dress of Hannah Waddingham's almost every day. step on me pls

And even thought the OWilde train has left the station forever, this will always be one of my favorite pictures that was taken by her ex Tao.

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I love having a blog

it's the one place I can do anything I want and it really doesn't matter.

I mean, I can do most anything I want but I can't post pictures of breasts which is uncool and effectively slashes some of my favorite photographs from potential posting.

Some of you have been around since the OW days. Some of you joined more recently (why? idgi).

I'm extremely flighty these days but still maintain a ridiculous catalog of photographs of my favorite pretty people and on nights like tonight, I just post post post.

And guess what? I do what I waaaant.

Be kind to others.

Keep yourself safe mentally and physically.

Drink water sometimes.

Try to eat something regularly.

Do what you need to keep going...and if that's keeping a celebrity blog from the years 2011-now (that was most active in 2011-2016), do it. Literally anything is a reason to keep going if you want it to be. I have to outlive literally all of the horrible people in the US Legislature and also the Iowan Legislature (ESPECIALLY KIM REYNOLDS because she's an awful person and probably the only person that if I saw her in public, I would go up to her and verbally berate her for being literally the worst).

Look at animal pictures to make you feel something.

Watch Charlize Theron action movies to show you that you can start something new any time (I love the fact she started being a legit action movie star in her 40s). Atomic Blonde is my personal go to but The Old Guard is so good too.

Make something. A drawing on a piece of scratch paper, a doodle on your ipad, a cake, a blanket fort. Just make something.

Send a card to someone.

Text someone you haven't talked to in awhile. Doesn't have to be deep but a "Hey, what's going on?" text with a picture of your pet is aces to get.

Be silly.

Blow bubbles. Bubbles make almost anything better. The day my mom died, in the 40 minutes I was unaccompanied, I sat on the cold (wet) ground outside her house with a BIG thing of bubbles and just blew bubbles and watched them disseminate themselves around the neighborhood.

Watch the squirrels outside. They are so weird and wild and you never know what they are going to do!

Find your 5 favorite pictures on the internet and post them somewhere.

Did I mean to make this into a "things to do to feel ok maybe" post? No. But that's what I like about having a blog....like I said, I can do what I waaant.

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phil can't sit in a chair right

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Charlize Theron has some sort of hold on me that I'm ok with

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I can't deal with this man.

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I believe the word you're looking for is statuesque.

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