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BLUE MASKED SNOOZERS
SKELETON TYPE: Classic Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Blue masked peacock spider
VENOMOUS: yes, sleep
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They sleep in very strange places and positions, some physics defying...okay, they may break physics semi-regularly. It’s a thing. Just go with it. Can mix black coffee, espresso, energy drink, and five hour energy and drink it right before sleep with no ill effects.
LIKES: Sleep, physics, logic puzzles, Jumping Scooters, cuddles, junk food, breaking physics, science, stars, space, macaroni art (both making and defiling), black coffee, jokes, puns, word play, bugging family with bad jokes, dancing, ketchup
DISLIKES: exercise, racists, speciests, lattes, pumpkin spice, being woken from a nap
LEVEL: beginner
JUMPING SCOOTERS
SKELETON TYPE: Classic Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Maratus volans peacock spider
VENOMOUS: Yes, self esteem
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Extremely excitable, bounce and jump a lot, sometimes clips through things like a glitchy video game.
LIKES: Dancing, gardening, jumping, being with people, making friends, learning, socializing, being liked, snoozers, fruit
DISLIKES: being feared, mean people, Karens, willful ignorance, constant laziness
LEVEL: beginner
SWAP SPARKLEMUFFIN
SKELETON TYPE: Swap Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Sparklemuffin peacock spiders
VENOMOUS: yes, makes the body produce adrenaline
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys have starry eyes, and always seem sweet and innocent. Don’t let it fool you! They’re mischievous, but in a good way. Bubbly and caring, good for introverts and people with social anxiety. Need glasses for close work.
LIKES: dancing, pranks, showing off, moving, sugar, laughter (all kinds), candy, silly string, youtube, prank videos, creating, bouncing, trampolines, Honeyed Skeletorus
DISLIKES: being still, when people are upset, anger, fish (both as pets and food), mean pranks, pranks gone wrong
LEVEL: beginner
HONEYED SKELETORUS
SKELETON TYPE: Swap Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Skeletorus peacock spider
VENOMOUS: yes
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Will find all honey in a 5 mile radius. Beefriends all bees in the area to gain access to hives. Exhibits ADHD-like symptoms
LIKES: Honey, Swap Sparklemuffins, movies, music, honey, writing, art, creating, watching others create, dancing, science, naps
DISLIKES: tv shows, writers/creator’s block, moving too much (not counting dancing), being shy (he can’t help it sometimes), nonfiction books, pineapple
LEVEL: beginner
BANANARED
SKELETON TYPE: Fell Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Banana spider (combination)
VENOMOUS: Yes, neurotoxin (cramps and seizures and a special effect for males. Small amount of venom can be used to treat cramps and seizures)
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They look like the golden orb weaver style of banana spider, but behave and have the venom of a brazilian wandering spider (the other kind of banana spider). Can be a jerk, but he’s just bad at expressing himself.
LIKES: cuddling, flirting, terrible pickup lines, flirty puns and jokes, being lazy, socks, chocolate, mustard, science, combos (the pretzel snack) in a bowl mustard for breakfast, Fell Widows, pranks, camels
DISLIKES: mayo, eggs, being considered stupid, veggies, slimy textures
LEVEL: average
FELL WIDOW
SKELETON TYPE: Fell Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Red widow
VENOMOUS: yes, hardening (can make someone stronger or make them immobile)
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Tough outside, gooey insides. Once you make it into their inner circle, you are there forever. Does not like when people mess with his people. supportive.
LIKES: Doing things, being strong, taking care of others, watching his people succeed, watching his people create, Bananareds
DISLIKES: being weak, being helpless, being considered a brute, puns, tasteless jokes
LEVEL: average
DEATHSTALKER NOIR
SKELETON TYPE: Swapfell Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Deathstalker scorpion
VENOMOUS: hell yes, death
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: They do not get adopted, they adopt their people. Little bit tsundere. They will never admit it, but they need glasses for distance. (Do not offer any until you are asked. They will be highly offended.)
LIKES: Mexican food, spicy food, being in charge, strength, intimidating threats, fancy things, well made things, hand crafted things (if a child hands him a macaroni necklace, he will wear it until it breaks.), children
DISLIKES: bland food, fast food, poor quality goods, liars,
LEVEL: good luck
RUSTY EMPEROR
SKELETON TYPE: Swapfell Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Emperor scorpion
VENOMOUS: yes, muscle relaxer
ODDITIES AND TRAITS:some have a gold tooth, some a silver, some are both metal, some are both natural. Naturally hype men, and will support their person/people in any way they can. Can control how much venom they administer, good healers. May adopt random animals
LIKES: Sweets, cuddles, when his people are happy, cuddles, Deathstalker Noir, relaxing, animals, cuddling, learning, science
DISLIKES: sour foods, assholes, dicks, mint, having his picture taken, cold
LEVEL: beginner
BLUE AXE HUNTSMAN
SKELETON TYPE: Horrortale Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Giant Huntsman
VENOMOUS: yes, olfactory hallucinations (smell hallucinations)
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: The hole in his head is natural but sensitive. Do not touch. He has trouble speaking or emoting, but he still feels deeply.
LIKES: cuddles, meat, food, hunting, warmth, water, blankets, nests, food, mushrooms, Ogre Faced Sugar
DISLIKES: cold, being ignored, headaches, anything or anyone touching the hole
LEVEL: average
OGRE FACED SUGAR
SKELETON TYPE: Horrortale Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Ogre faced spider
VENOMOUS: no
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys have huge eyes, and they have amazing night vision. They will also eat to the point of sick if you don’t monitor intake
LIKES: Yarn crafts like knitting or crocheting, watching others create, creating with someone, gardening, growing food, will eat anything and everything put in front of him, Blue Axe Huntsmen, making gifts, yarn, string, thread, hunting, children, taking care of others
DISLIKES: waste, throwing away food, something going wrong with the garden, yams (he will eat them anyway), when his yarn tangles
LEVEL: average
SYDNEY FUNNEL DRAKE
SKELETON TYPE: Horrorfell Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Sydney funnel web
VENOMOUS: yes, can settle stomach or nauseate
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Incapable of making sound. The hole in their head is natural. These skiders are often considered dumb, but they are anything but. They just take a long time to process new information, but once they have it, it’s there forever. They need clear boundaries or they can become yandere! AGGRESSIVE WHEN THREATENED OR PERCEIVE A THREAT TO THEIR FAMILY.
LIKES: sweets, cake, Goliath Bird Eating Blades, abdomen scritches, cake, music, puns, bad jokes, cake, meat
DISLIKES: loud noises, aggression, mean people, being ignored, being thought stupid
LEVEL: experienced adopters only!
BIRD EATING BLADE
SKELETON TYPE: Horrorfell Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: bird eating spider
VENOMOUS: yes, hallucinations
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: Teeth fall out and are replaced like sharks’. Loud, likes baking/cooking, leader. AGGRESSIVE WHEN THREATENED OR PERCEIVE A THREAT TO THEIR FAMILY.
LIKES: Being in charge, underdone food, cooking, baking, eating, Sydney Funnel Drakes, birds, baked goods, providing for others, head scritches
DISLIKES: Rude people, being unable to make things better, threats to his family, overcooked meat
LEVEL: experienced adopters only
SPINY G
SKELETON TYPE: G!Sans
SPIDER TYPE: Spiny orb weaver
VENOMOUS: yes, aphrodisiac (contact)
ODDITIES AND TRAITS: These guys are flirty, almost to an extreme, and artists. They often spin images into their webs. Make sure to have a word with him if there are children around or the images may be nsfw (from rude words to images). The reverse ones will often learn an instrument.
LIKES: flirting, art, music, being around creative people, supporting their people, warmth, soft things, cuddling, spoiling their people
DISLIKES: judgy people, rude people, silence, not being able to create
LEVEL: beginner
BERYL LYNX
SKELETON TYPE: G!Papyrus
SPIDER TYPE: Green Lynx
VENOMOUS: yes, healing
ODDITIES AND TRAITS:Their venom can heal injuries but not illness. It will heal everything except the bite mark. Natural healers, will exhaust themselves to help others, excitable, can be messy when excited about a project, starts lot of projects….not so good at the follow through, DO NOT GIVE CAFFEINE
LIKES: helping, healing, SCIENCE, building, reading, thinking, meditating, learning, fries, chips, books, explosions, coffee (not decaf), tea
DISLIKES: Ignorance, stupidity, grapes, purple, decaf coffee, decaf tea
LEVEL: beginner (unless caffeinated)
