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I THINK THAT IF YOU PUT A CERTAIN HASH TAG THEN THE HEART IS AUTOMATICALLY THAT FLAG. IM GOING TO USE THE LESBIAN FLAG AS A TEST RUN SO PLEASE ANSWER THE POLL HONESTLY.

IF THE ANSWER IS NO, TYPE WHAT FLAG YOU GOT INTO THE COMMENTS

DID YOU GET THE LESBIAN FLAG?

yes

no

just got a red heart

Voting ended onJun 11

PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN TEST MY THEORY🙏

#asexual #i hope this works #please interact #raaahhhh #please reblog

imapuppetqueer

Gotta catch em all

happywoidwanderer

Yippee :DDD

#shitposting #lgbtq #transgender #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #asexual #aromantic #nonbinary #intersex

prokopetz

It's fun when media has one specific stereotype that's wildly out of sync with the rest of its milieu. It'll be like "yeah, we know a guy who's good with computers", then it cuts to a short, fat, asthmatic teenager with a calculator in his shirt pocket and the waistband of his khakis hiked halfway to his nipples.

happywoidwanderer

A stereotype used so back handedly and extreme that it just has to be a parody on the stereotype itself.

#media #tropes #stereotypes #character design

Is the "Would you love me if I was a worm?" thing just a overly watered down wersion of the more compex question of how much could a person change before they no longer was the person you fell in love with?

#romance #would you love me if i was a worm

fuckyeahchinesefashion

The pit courtyard or sunken courtyard (地坑院dikengyuan), traditional Chinese courtyard on the Loess Plateau.

Cnetizen showing the interior of a dikengyuan—renovated for nowadays living (cr住在森林深处的小精灵)

happywoidwanderer

All I can think of is wether that lady is a vampire or not

#vanpires #video

thememedaddy

happywoidwanderer

Hate that I can't dissagree with dis

sexy-people-contests-2026

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

erumelde

Lmao this is so accurate

strongholdinthedark

Share your results!

I am German and got German as a result

I am not German and got German as a result

I am German and got not German as a result

I am not German and got not German as a result

Didn't take the test/results

Voting ended onApr 11

strongholdinthedark

@translatingpoststogerman

translatingpoststogerman

I got 40% German and 44% autistic.

In reality, I am German and not autistic (I think).

happywoidwanderer

I'm not german, I am autistic so probably a good idea to take the resumts with a pintch of salt

#personal #autism

Ya know, if I ever got into a relationship somehow, I think I would like to listen to their heartbeat all day long. I think that would be nice

#relationship #don't know what else to do #im ace af

feldfrog

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

happywoidwanderer

I meam.... have you seen the hat he wears?

#media #fantasy #worldbuilding #tropes #swearing #it swears for him

queerautism

Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?

This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.

happywoidwanderer

Pinky promise

#gambling

cpericardium

parried three bait posts in a row

happywoidwanderer

As if they hit anything to begin with

#twitter #all misses

fleshdyke

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

fleshdyke

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

baronfulmen

I hadn’t seen the second one. You can just tell that guy is standing where his car should be. He’s too tired to worry about the crab directly, he’s just thinking about how this means he’s gotta call the insurance company and lord knows if giant crab attacks are covered. He’s looking off to the left because that’s where the bus stop is, he’s watching a bus pull up right now and thinking that while there’s a chance he could sprint for it and make it on he absolutely cannot bring himself to run right now - not from the crab, not to the bus, not for anything. Fuck the diet, though, he’s getting fast food tonight. Not like he can drive to the store now anyway.