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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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officialginnycross
DITCH?????
Yes??
LISTERINE IS NOT FOR EATING.
I know? It’s a condiment?
ITS POISONOUS DITCH. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW IT IT’S FOR WASHING OUT YOUR MOUTH
IT AIN’T POISON THE SKULL AND CROSSBONES AIN’T ON THE LABEL!!
I DIDN’T SWALLOW IT!! I USED IT AS A CONDIMENT!
officialginnycross
DITCH?????
Yes??
LISTERINE IS NOT FOR EATING.
I know? It’s a condiment?
ITS POISONOUS DITCH. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW IT IT’S FOR WASHING OUT YOUR MOUTH
IT AIN’T POISON THE SKULL AND CROSSBONES AIN’T ON THE LABEL!!
officialginnycross
DITCH?????
Yes??
LISTERINE IS NOT FOR EATING.
I know? It’s a condiment?
officialginnycross
DITCH?????
Yes??
cerberaodollamus
oh yeah. listerine. the mint sauce. the delicious green condiment. that all humans eat regularly. sorry i got confused there for a second
Don’t sweat it, partner! I’d be surprised if you folks didn’t forget one type of food or another once in awhile, you’ve got so many!
cerberaodollamus
l...listerine...
Yeah, you know! The mint sauce!
Earth sure has a whole lotta conidiments! So far I reckon my favorite is ranch, but ketchup, soy sauce and listerine ain’t bad either.Â
What is so ding dang funny about a cowboy in a business meeting?
theothertypeofcowboy
With few exceptions (wine or beer), if it doesn't have that label please do not drink it without asking first. Or, at least don't serve it to any humans; I am not entirely sure what is and isn't toxic to your physiology.
Me neither! I’m sure we’ll find out here any day now!
cerberaodollamus
as someone with some expertise on poison i'll give you an in depth answer: no
I guess it’s a good thing I only had a little! I’ll make sure not to drink anymore more of the stuff.
theothertypeofcowboy
Oh dear, I'm afraid that's not the type of label I meant. This is the type of label you should be looking for. https://www.potatogoodness.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Updated-Potato-Nutrition-Facts-Label.jpg
Gotcha! I’ll look for this sort of label from now on. Just to make sure, if it doesn’t have this, then don’t drink it?Â
officialginnycross
please do not be confused thats not in any way acceptable
and don't drink antifreeze please......my mom'd kill me
But the ad said I was in danger of an emergency. :(Â
cerberaodollamus
antifreeze cause death
It don’t look deadly to me! It even comes in different flavors! Are humans only supposed drink a little at a time, like with alcohol? That’s poison too, ain’t it?
theothertypeofcowboy
Things Humans can drink usually come in packages with nutrition facts labels on them
It DID come with a label! It’s got ingredients and everything!
THIS is what I mean. Y’all got onions in booze bottles here, and it’s perfectly acceptable, but anti-freeze ain’t?Â
cerberaodollamus
Sorry I only speak Italian.
Italian must look an awful lot like English.
cerberaodollamus
what language is this
It’s English!
How the hell is a fella supposed to tell what’s a drink and what ain’t on this planet?Â
cerberaodollamus
what the fuck is a varmint
A proper rapscallion, you know? A cattle rustler, or someone who belongs in the hoosegow.
donthatethevillain
Better find a farm!
I’ve been trying!Â
Any suggestions for what a fella could do for fun around here?
