future assassin of jeff bezos

occasionally I have thoughts (she/they)

[wildeangay]

i really love that show that started in 2009 and finished airing in 2015 and took place in a school with a central theme of misfits coming together to form an unlikely family. it also had some pretty iconic musical numbers and experienced a sharp decline in quality in its 4th season and the death of a major character in the 5th season. there was a puppet episode and a season 2 episode that dealt with some of the characters' first experiences with alcohol. it made me very uncomfortable when the teenage overachieving brunette girl who wore a lot of cardigans and skirts fell in love with the man in his mid-30s. i also liked jim rash's role in that show!

now tell me, am i talking about community or glee

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[tshifty]

you can only reblog this once a year

[stilesgf]

wanting the community movie vs knowing that we’ll probably have a jeffannie endgame and trobed won’t be canon

[wildeangay]

sunny moments that made me genuinely emotional:

- mac coming out to his dad

- charlie breaking down when he carried his dad up the mountain

- dennis eating dennis jr

[wildeangay]

FORGOT THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS

[wildeangay]

sunny moments that made me genuinely emotional:

- mac coming out to his dad

- charlie breaking down when he carried his dad up the mountain

- dennis eating dennis jr

[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[wildeangay]

glennis howereynolds

[neil-gaiman]

Eight Rules For Writing -- from a long ago piece I wrote for The Guardian.

1 Write.

2 Put one word after another. Find the right word, put it down.

3 Finish what you're writing. Whatever you have to do to finish it, finish it.

4 Put it aside. Read it pretending you've never read it before. Show it to friends whose opinion you respect and who like the kind of thing that this is.

5 Remember: when people tell you something's wrong or doesn't work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.

6 Fix it. Remember that, sooner or later, before it ever reaches perfection, you will have to let it go and move on and start to write the next thing. Perfection is like chasing the horizon. Keep moving.

7 Laugh at your own jokes.

8 The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you're allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it's definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I'm not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.

[helpeverythingiscats]

urhorseisunplinkable

[wildeangay]

was anyone else totally broken when your dog died? it was almost a year ago and i still cry about him nearly every day

[yardsards]

there is a horse loose in the (children’s) hospital

[levitatingfrog-deactivated20240]

This website. It’s too much.

[wildeangay]

obsessed with this reddit ama with the actor who plays uncle jack in iasip

[lilaccccc]

dont let them hide the truth

[cowboydeanwinchester]

AITA for putting a horse through a plinko machine with an incinerator at the bottom?

i (22) put a horse (immortal) thr

[youre-only-gay-once]

[heartsofcinder-deactivated20250]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

tumblr working overtime to scrub “adult” content from this website only for a photoshopped pic of john lennon’s asscrack to become a top post 3 days into 2022

[transgirl-link]

So many people are posting about the Plinko Horse it's #9 on trending

[dutchseawall]

5th now

[transgirl-link]

PLINKO HORSE #1 TUMBLR TOPIC