kitty's got claws

[osucahq-deactivated20230717]

guess what, besties? i learned something super shocking at the bonfire. some of you are huuuuge lightweights and that’s like totes embarrassing!! i’m talking about passing out before the drinking games even started kind of lightweight, yikes. you missed out but don’t worry, homies, because you can def still play some super fun drinking games but, like, without the drinking. yay! the big man upstairs told me i shouldn’t encourage on campus drinking so this is me totally not encouraging it. wink, wink.

send some fun “HAVE YOU EVER ________” q’s to your friends, frenemies, nemeses, etc. etc. and they can only reply with “yes” or “no”.

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[wildeatheart]

text  📲 cheerios (unwillingly) in glee club

Britt: Seriously as in "for sure, absolutely" or seriously as in "take it seriously"

Britt: Like, "should Brittany do Baby Shark again"

Santana: The second option.

Santana: Baby Shark was genius, B. I fully supported it. But maybe a different song this time?

Kitty: When it comes to glee club, I'm incapable of taking anything seriously.

Kitty: How much longer do you think they're going to torture us? I think I've paid my dues considering how many hours I've had taken off my life from listening to Berry try and one woman show the entirety of Wicked.

Kitty: At this point, the crime does not the fit the punishment. I could've murdered Schuester in cold blood and it still wouldn't be a fair compensation.

[wildeatheart]

You have been trying to seduce the older Puckerman

Seduce implies that it would require effort on my part, so no.

[wildeatheart]

You enjoy singing

It's like... maybe my third favourite thing to do with my mouth? And before you perverts get it twisted, you should know it goes praying, gathering a bitch.. and then singing.

[wildeatheart]

You're just using Brittany to get closer to Quinn

Uh, no? I like Brit. Don't get me wrong, I can be a manipulative bitch but I'm also not a pathetic social climber.

[wildeatheart]

heytheremads​:

♥️

I’m honestly astounded daily by how many people think the planets have something to do directly with why they may or may not be doing something. I guess when you want an excuse bad enough anything, even the planets, seem like an acceptable answer. Also, I hope Jessica has wised up because, yikes.

Thankfully after Wednesday writing in big letters on my dry erase kept me on track. It’s sad I may be one of the few that actually hates when we have a holiday off at the beginning of the week.

Astrology hoes are the literal worst. I swear whenever I have to hear them flap their jaw about something they read on ‘The Pattern’ I feel my brain cells decaying one by one. Like I’m a cold hearted cunt because God made me this way, not cause I’m a Gemini. 

I get that. It just feels like a shorter work/school week when you get Friday off. It feels like more of a reward. 

[wildeatheart]

finnfromtown​:

Oh well in that case, I guess I can actually see more of your point then. Still think it was pretty cold, but I can’t really disagree if they claim to be a huge fan but took forever to go and see it. Some movies just need to be seen as soon as they come out.

Exactly, he totally had it coming. Plus how brain dead do you have to be to not suspect that “twist?” Andrew Garfield may not suck as an actor but he’s not that convincing of a liar. 

[osucahq-deactivated20230717]

i’m no jigsaw, but i want to play a game! 

it’s an easy one, homies. anonymously make an assumption about your friends and they will either confirm it or deny it.

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[heytheremakenna]

I know I should be grateful having Monday off this week- but if I walk into one more wrong class thinking it’s Tuesday and not Wednesday I might just give up on this week now. The cherry on top is I get to class early and sit in an empty room for a solid 30 minutes before it even clicks in.

[wildeatheart]

Just relieved to have read a post like this and not have had it being rationalized as “mercury being in retrograde” or whatever. It’s like “no Jessica, your boyfriend isn’t texting you back because he’s probably cheating on you with some skank he met scrolling on Tinder. It has nothing to do with ‘the planets.’”

But ANYWAYS, sorry to hear your whole week has been throw off. Hopefully you adjust to your schedule soon. 

[wildeatheart]

finnfromtown​:

Well I guess that’s true, unless he had some kind of excuse for not having seen it yet. It still feels like a pretty cold thing to do though, Kitty.

Wait… so that means you’ve seen it then?

Okay, okay... so maybe I’ve seen it. But so what if I have? I never said there was anything wrong with Spiderman. Just the dweebs who make it their entire personality. 

[wildeatheart]

rachelbarbs​:

Imagine being so insolent that you take a kind gesture and create an allusion of perversion out of it. I would’ve hoped that now we’re both in glee club together that we could forgo the cruelness and call a truce. For the sake of the club.

Ugh, fine. But let it be known that I’m only agreeing to play nice because I’ve got mandatory glee sentences stacked up and I want to end the year with some shred of dignity. Sometimes it’s just not worth reminding people how much they suck. 

[wildeatheart]

text message 📲 bree and kitty

bree: because i have cheerleading god, daniel buyeske, willing to hang out for a bit and show us some things.

bree: its a once in a lifetime opportunity.

bree: so, you in?

kitty: i mean, duh? i'm in?

kitty: how tf did you manage that bitch?

[wildeatheart]

text message 📲 bree and kitty

bree: okay, so.

bree: are you busy this weekend?

kitty: technically have plans but am willing to bail if a better offer comes up.

kitty: why?

[wildeatheart]

tenaciousq​:

I do understand that. There’s a thin line between being a fan, and obsessive. That makes two of us. Although I can’t deny sometimes enjoying the others simply for the eye candy. Which is clearly their tactic– though I’m not complaining.

Ew. In that case, I can’t blame you for jetting. That barely even qualifies as a sit-down restaurant. He could have at least sprung for Breadstix. Besides that failure of a date, how were your holidays?

Oh yeah for sure, which is why I think we as hot people should reclaim the MCU. 

Breadstix would have been the bare minimum but most of the time, men can’t even manage that. My holidays were alright. I got to spend a lot more time at church than I get to during the semester which is always nice. It was very... cleansing after the year I had. What about you Q? What did you get up to? 

[wildeatheart]

finnfromtown​:

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How could you…

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Dude. Not cool.

🐱

What? If he was a real Marvel fan like he claims he is, wouldn’t he have seen it by now? 

[rachelbarbs]

I may be Jewish, and I may not celebrate Christmas beyond ordering Chinese takeout with my dads and sitting down for our annual viewing of It’s A Wonderful Life, but if there’s one festivity I just can’t resist, it’s peppermint bark. And whilst my veganism has meant I’ve had to forgo the deliciousness for the past six years, my grandma found a store in Brooklyn that does an incredible vegan alternative, and she bought me fifty slabs - fifty. Even the most avid of peppermint bark fanatics couldn’t put away that much of it, so if anyone’s got a hankering, you only have to ask.

[wildeatheart]

Imagine having a personality that sucked so much you had to resort to 90s stranger danger PSA tactics of bribing kids with candy. 

[wildeatheart]

what can you not live without?

Him, of course.