big wave

Charlene Simone Wilde. But you can call me Charlie. I like to swim with the fish, but not in the old mobster movie way.

[wildecharlie]

I can’t believe I drove all the way out to Venice Beach for a weekend of surfing, to never once make it into the water.  I have to say I’m never taking my powers for granted again.  

[wildecharlie]

@sagemottas: @wildecharlie breaking news: sage is capable of saying something nice. don't feel special, you're not the first.

@wildecharlie: @sagemottas you should try it more often. It's a good look for you.

[wildecharlie]

@sagemottas: @wildecharlie maybe it was.

@wildecharlie: @sagemottas did your account get hacked?

@wildecharlie: @sagemottas you know what I'm just going to take this as a win!

[wildecharlie]

TEXT || CHARLIE + HARLEY

HARLEY: I know I do :( I hate it :(

HARLEY: idk. I wouldn't know what to say. I'd probably sit there and, like, dream about pretzels or ramble about sloths

CHARLIE: Trust me, nobody ever really knows what to say on their first session, but a good therapist knows the right questions to ask to ease you into the conversation. I, for one, would love to hear this sloth ramble.

[shotsofhorror]

The Craft, 1996, dir. Andrew Fleming.

[wildecharlie]

TEXT || CHARLIE + HARLEY

HARLEY: idk. Also like the situation I'm in? Like idk if you know this but I was brainwashed but before that happened my best friend was revealed to be a murderer. And then murderered.

CHARLIE: I've heard a few murmurs about this brain washing business, but I've figured ignorance was bliss on my end. I'm so sorry to hear that's happened to you.

CHARLIE: Dylan Smythe? I remember her name being all over the news. You've got an awful lot on your plate, Harley. Have you considered checking out one of the therapy sessions around campus? Given everything you've been through, I'm sure some one on one sessions wouldn't be out of the question.

[wildecharlie]

TEXT || CHARLIE + HARLEY

HARLEY: I'm very sad

CHARLIE: Is this because of your best friend you've mentioned?

[wildecharlie]

TEXT || CHARLIE + HARLEY

HARLEY: omg red fish blue fish!!! I love sushi!!!!

CHARLIE: I do too! For Arizona being a mostly landlocked state I found a surprisingly good sushi restaurant. I'm sure you're not contacting me for dining recommendations though. What can I do for you?

[wildecharlie]

@mermaidraleigh: @wildecharlie CAN I STOP BY TO SAY HI TO YOU?

@wildecharlie: @mermaidraleigh You are always welcome to come say hello! In fact I would love to see you!

[wildecharlie]

@sagemottas: @wildecharlie that was awfully benevolent of you, blondie.

@wildecharlie: @sagemottas Careful. That sounding dangerously close to a compliment ;)

[wildecharlie]

TEXT || CHARLIE + HARLEY

HARLEY: IS THIS CHARLIE THIS IS HARLEY WESTON

CHARLIE: Good afternoon, Harley! Yes, this is Charlie.

CHARLIE: This is sounding awfully close to a Dr. Seuss book!

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Meet my Halloween Boo thang. Thanks for the carving idea @wildecharlie , you’re a  🍑

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[wildecharlie]

@maricomaro: PSA if you missed my bday or still wanna celebrate I will happily accept birthweek sex

@wildecharlie: Happy birthday! I hope you have a fun and safe time celebrating xo

[sheet-masks]

[wildecharlie]

raleighfabray replied to your photo “↳INSTAGRAM @wildecharlie uploaded a new photo. My stinky little muse....”

PUPPY!!!

The most spoiled puppy to be exact!

[wildecharlie]

TWITTER → DIRECT MESSAGE

@harleyweston: i did. and they told me in return they killed my best friend

@wildecharlie: Oh wow. Murder is a tad above my pay grade... do you need any help going to the police? My father is a lawyer if you have any questions that need answered.

[wildecharlie]

TWITTER → DIRECT MESSAGE

@harleyweston: because

@harleyweston: bad things keep happening to me

@harleyweston: AND i hurt people

@harleyweston: I didnt mean to and it wasnt me but i still did and i feel so so soso bad

@wildecharlie: Guilt is a challenging emotion to wade through. Have you tried reaching out to the people you've hurt?