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WARNING: I don't know what to put here Now that that's been said to warn you all not to set your expectations high on finding anything interesting-- I'm Allison! I'm the oldest Hummel in our little clan of Supers and am a proud daughter of a sidekick. I'm San Francisco born and bred, but decided to spend my college years melting in Phoenix. This is what I get for wanting to live a real life Sky High experience. Sort of.

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[PM] Hey Ally. I just wanted to apologize for the way I acted toward you recently. It was a little extra rude and you really didn't deserve that at all. I'm not sure how, but I'll make it up to you. I hope we're okay or will be someday. ❤︎

@spiderjackie PM: You know what’s really crazy? You didn’t really act all that rude to me. At least nowhere near what I was expecting when I heard about the brainwashing, which was kind of the most intimidating factor of it. But you were a really hospitable hostess!! Just a little bit scary and unpredictable. You’re okay with me though, like cool as the other side of the pillow status.

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: idk :(

ALLY: I don't want to be pushy, because that isn't really helpful. I just... personally, I've spent a lot of my life bottling things up and I did it so much it's sort of my default. And I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd really hate for that to happen to you.

ALLY: So, if you'd like to talk tonight. Or tomorrow. Or some other time. Or never. Well, I'll be around. I did miss my bed, but I missed you more.

ALLY: /end sappy words

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wildecharlie:

Did a friendly ghost clue you in about the stickers or did you learn that one the old fashioned way?

Trust me a lot can happen in a year.  I speak for the rest of the Wilde’s when I say you’re welcome as long as you need.  That update was more spectacular than I was expecting!  A dog found a home and a lonely fellow found love.  You’re a regular cupid.  

Both? Sort of? See I ate an apple with the sticker, but I didn’t realize it until I realized ‘hey, doofus, you didn’t take a sticker off the fruit’ and didn’t find one anymore. I may or may not have stressed about it, and after about half an hour, one of my many Caspers told me they’re edible. They like to get their kicks however they can.

True that. A lot can happen in a freaking day. Usually too much, but when you’re pretty darn introverted, anything is a little much. Literally all three of you have been awesome host/hostesses. I’m glad that update exceed your expectations. I’m taking a little pride in that given I figured nothing was too impressive to the ever fabulous Wildes. Oh yeah, that’s me. Minus the whole bow and arrow angle since I can only imagine how many lawsuits I’d manage to accumulate. 

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: surprise me

HARLEY: no, i dont think so

ALLY: I could make cookies. Does that sound like it'd help any?

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PRIVATE → CHALLY

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haywardyablowme:

Let’s be real, Ally, my only offers are getting a couple of your exomes sequenced and sent back to you with radioactive isotopes attached to them in a test tube or really gross fast food that’s friendly on the wallet. So I’m glad your stomach is accepting this trade off

I mean, I keep telling myself I’m fine? But I’m half convinced I broke a rib or seriously pulled an intercostal muscle of something. Alas, I’ll be okay. It’s just a little bruising. Nothing I haven’t dealt with before. You know, I didn’t mean to be such a stubborn asshole over the whole leaving saga. I probably caused a hell of a lot more damage being there and distracting people than any good. My job was to deliver the anti-Oliver genetic therapy, I did that. But I guess I can’t resist a bit of danger.

How’re you doing? Not to sound offensive or anything, but you looked pretty exhausted from what I can remember. And I half considered that you carrying me might have been the cause, but then I remembered that even considering my extra inches, I’m not actually all that heavy. Get some rest? Please tell me you didn’t go back to fight any more? Or that no one got hurt because I took up your time flying me around?

Honestly, the first offer sounds really impressive. But the fact that it will probably mean you need to draw some blood from me makes the fast food offer be right up this Ally’s alley.

I’m no doctor, no matter how many episodes of Scrubs I’ve seen, but a broken rib sounds like something that a doctor should take a look at. Or a healer. Or at least see Charlie. I spent like over half a week living with her and I’m pretty sure she’s this school’s Florence Nightingale. Even if you’ve dealt with it before. It’s really okay. I mean your heart was in the right place, Chanman. Honestly, you being so stubborn about leaving was sort of the biggest indicator that it was time to go. I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer myself, so it was kind of nice to have a buddy to leave with. That doesn’t mean I’d like for you to make a habit of breaking bones and fighting people with sonic screams.

No offense taken at all. Trust me, I saw myself in a mirror. The disheveled, dirty, and bruised/bloody look isn’t my peak condition. I don’t know if it was adrenaline, or if I’m stronger than I thought, or you’re lighter than you seem, but it definitely wasn’t the most exhausting part of yesterday. I don’t think I was missed once I was down for the count, and I needed to get to sleep stat. I literally took a nap in my car when I meant to, you know, actually go drive it somewhere. That’s not too unusual for me though.

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: yes that is totally what i want rn

HARLEY: i am very sad rn

HARLEY: kinda lonely

ALLY: I was getting my things from where I was staying, I'll be there soon. What do you like to drink? I've got a credit card I shouldn't use but I'm qualifying this as an emergency enough

ALLY: Hearing you're sad is really sad on its own. Is there anything I can do to help?

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: Can we get really drubk?

HARLEY: NO but right now I want to just kick my butt or go into a black hole because I've never felt this weird before like literally sad and mad and happy and angry and lonely and I'm afraid I'll explode 🙃🙃🙃

ALLY: Is that really what you want? Because I'm willing to be the designated friend that holds your hair back if you get sick.

ALLY: I'd offer to kick your butt, but I really wouldn't want to fight you. Even the idea of fighting you was throwing me off. Not that it takes much to toss me for a loop.

ALLY: Did you want to talk or anything? I'd really hate for you to explode, so maybe you just need to let out whatever is building up in you?

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TEXT | CALLISON

CASS: More compliments coming your way: good fight, kid. You helped save a lotta people. Hit me up if you need to talk about it. I know our lil war might be stressful on others. BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!! unbrainwashed jackie will be here soon. and harley.so your living situation is looking up!

ALLY: You're going to make me blush, and given my level of pale I still manage to be, it's going to look like sunburn.

ALLY: But really, thanks for offering to talk and everything. And thanks for letting join the fight. I've gone from never fighting along side anyone to doing it a few times and it's pretty cool. After being a loner for years, who knew I could be part of a team?

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✉ ALLY ⇆ SAGE ✉

SAGE: I wouldn't have minded. There are spirits who are far more annoying.

SAGE: How are you feeling after that battle?

ALLY: If I die before you, I will test this theory.

ALLY: I'm feeling a mix of happy, sore, overwhelmed, and uneasy. I mean everything's seemingly back to normal, but paranoia's kind of my best friend. Or at least my oldest one. It's going to take a few days to really get that Oliver's gone and this is hopefully over-over.

ALLY: How are you? Feeling up to any company sometime?

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✉ALLY ⇆ TOMMY✉

ALLY: Hey T.W. I wanted to give you a heads up that this couch lump is going to be going back home finally. My roommate seems to be back to her non-brainwashed self.

ALLY: I really, really, REALLY appreciate you taking me in. You're like my own personal Dodger to my little ginger Oliver self. As in the cat, not to be confused with Oliver Puckerman.

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: Apparently, but Bea undid it for me. I love robots.

HARLEY: omg yes me too i feel awful for even fighting people

HARLEY: well

HARLEY: almost all people

ALLY: Phew, that's a crisis averted. I'm glad that got sorted. Wanna do a roommate dinner tonight? I'm an all right cook even when not stressed.

ALLY: Same, but I guess that kind of comes with the "hero-ing" territory. At least that's what my dad's told me.

ALLY: What do you mean? Were there really people whose butt you wanted to kick before all this?

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: OF FREAKING COURSE!!!!! COME BACK I MISS YOU!!!

HARLEY: DO YOU HATE ME!? I DIDNT WANT TO HURT ANYONE

ALLY: NO! You never really did anything to me, or anything unforgivable from what I know. I'm just glad this whole thing ended before that did happen.

ALLY: Did you really transfer to Devereaux?

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✉ ALLY ⇆ ELISE ✉

ELISE: Hey. Are you okay?

ALLY: Better than a lot of other people from what I saw, granted I was boarding on useless by round two. But I'm doing pretty good. Oddly proud, I guess.

ALLY: How are you doing? From what my ghost pal said, your training to kick ass paid off. Kind of wish I got to see it, though having an awkward cheerleader on the sidelines may have been more distracting than helpful.

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✉ ALLY ⇆ SAGE ✉

SAGE: Mostly because if you fight me and lose, you end up dead.

SAGE: And I really don't want to kill you.

ALLY: That, too. Though if you did kill me, I would have probably just found you as a spirit and bugged you for all of forever. Which is pretty similar to real life.

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What's your favorite thing about your power?

I’ve never really given it much thought, honestly. But given I’m a fan of lists, prepare for much more information than you probably wanted.

My Psychometry is pretty cool, albeit hella inconvenient now and then. I used to love to go antiquing but there is only so many times you can accidentally touch something and travel to the 1800s before it causes some sort of whiplash. Still, I learn a lot of things they don’t show in history books or recall things I forgot about, and that’s probably the best thing about it

Talking to the dead is weird. I just recently learned the “official word” for it is called Mediumship. I think the best part of it is being able to help out the spirits, because turns out a lot of them just want to talk. I also learn a lot of things from these guys, and well, because of them I’ve managed to meet some pretty awesome people among the living. It just sucks when the ghosts disappear all of the sudden, granted I think it means they’ve moved on

It took a long, long, loooooooong time to even think anything good about having wings stuck inside my body. But after yesterday, I think I’ve got a favorite thing about them: they are really strong. Even when I’m not at my strongest, they still are sturdy and ready for action. They’re like a cool, feathery secret weapon.

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PM 👯 ALLY AND HARLEY

HARLEY: R U COMING BACK?!???

ALLY: YES. I mean, if you'll still have me that is. If you want me to move out I totally get it.