I LOVE IT.

The name's Kitty Wilde and the age's 15 still to the fourth of August. A soon-to-be captain of the Cheerios, as I also lead the Left Behind Club. William McKinley High, and I rule that school, so you better stay out of my way. The claws are out.

[kurtsies]

[roryamy]

[wilderkitty]

“I just found heaven and it’s in the form of a cotton candy frosted mini sugar cookie”

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[quinndulgence-blog]

Oh, hey.

[quinndulgence-blog]

You have to promise to be nicer to my friends.

[wilderkitty]

Well, if you mean that one Latina, I don't know. Okay, I've been kind of mean to her, I could admit that, but it's not like she's been such an angel to me.

[quinndulgence-blog]

Oh, hey.

[quinndulgence-blog]

Most likely, yes. But if I come, I’m only telling you under one condition.

[wilderkitty]

What do you mean?

[wilderkitty]

bushwicktana started following you

[talktosantanalopez]

You seem like that kind of cruel person, honestly.

[wilderkitty]

I have a puppy myself, so your argument is invalid.

[quinndulgence-blog]

Oh, hey.

[quinndulgence-blog]

I’m.. I’m good, Kitty, thank you for asking. My Yale semester is currently out, so it’s not taking up all my time like before. Really, right next to Jesus? What an honor.

[wilderkitty]

Great. Are you coming to Lima anytime in the summer? I'd love to see you for maybe a coffee, a latte or whatever you're taking.

[quinndulgence-blog]

Oh, hey.

[quinndulgence-blog]

…Hello Kitty.

[wilderkitty]

How are you? I mean, bet the Yale stuff is really hard an'all, so thought you wouldn't have time for tumblr. Still, so amazing. As you may know, you're my number one idol, sharing the first place with Jesus Christ.

[wilderkitty]

bushwicktana started following you

[talktosantanalopez]

You should be proud of yourself for being such an A+ racist homophobe. Bet you kick puppies, too.

[wilderkitty]

What do puppies have to do with gays?

[wilderkitty]

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[talktosantanalopez]

I spend most of my time with Kurt and Rachel (mark the day I said their names) actually because I live with them and they’re my friends. My best friend lives in Ohio unfortunately so you see where the problem is there. I don’t have any freakin’ costumers. I dance on stage, I don’t give private shows. You must lead a sad little life, spending all that lonely free time digging up information about the people you wish you could be.

[wilderkitty]

I don't exactly wish to be some Spanish/Mexican/Whatever lesbian, who's really on the bottom of the pyramid, not only in typical high school world, but also in this world in general. Already a super hot, blonde straight and white Cheerio, who clearly beats you in anything. #sorrynotsorry

[wilderkitty]

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[talktosantanalopez]

Of course you do. And who to you spend time with when you’re not in Glee or at Cheerio Practice? No-one because nobody wants to be around a psycho like you. No surprise there. Unlike you, I manage to entertain long-term friendships and as much as Lady Hummel and Barbra annoy me half of the time, they’re family.

[wilderkitty]

Who do you spend time with when you're not with whoever you're rooming with or "working"? Either sleeping with your last night's "costumers" or, no, actually I can't imagine anything else. Why else would you have taken a boob job if that sinning wasn't your dream all along? Convinced.

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Um. How can my hairgel be giving you a headache when you and I aren’t in the same room right now? I didn’t even know the smell was that strong, to be honest. And it’s not an interview, no. I was just curious, I guess. You don’t need to answer those questions if you don’t want to.

[wilderkitty]

Okay. If that is so important to you, things have been well and no, not so busy but if that's a way to ask me out for a coffee, I will always claim to be busy wherever near you and your stinky gay sins that are spilling out from your looks.

[quinndulgence-blog]

Oh, hey.

I may or may not have just popped off the face of the world for a few days, but I needed a bit of time to myself. And let me tell you, it worked. I was sort of stressed out before but I feel completely refreshed now.

[wilderkitty]

Oh my God, Quinn Fabray.

[wilderkitty]

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[talktosantanalopez]

Those are pretty big boots you’re trying to fill there. Not as big as mine but still. Keep telling yourself that while you spend your weekends home alone because everyone else is busy with their real friends.

[wilderkitty]

Maybe you just have some kind of issues with that google translate you obviously use, but I thought I just said I have a lot of friends. Well - also other than the loser Glee clubbers, other than you, still sticking with your ex-classmates 'cause you could never pay your own rent yourself.

[wilderkitty]

bushwicktana started following you

[talktosantanalopez]

If you had seen my pay check, you wouldn’t be saying that, pussy. Living a pretty good life over here while you’re busy crushing on taken guys and being a sad loner.

[wilderkitty]

A sad loner? No way. The hottest bitch in McKinley High since the Quinn Fabray. Girls are not sure if they wanna be me or my best friend, and the boys just clearly want to be on top of me.

[wilderkitty]

Just woke up.

Now I'll just do my daily morning moisturizing ritual, put on a nice chocolate face mask or something and then watch some crap the TV corporations shouldn't dare to even put out. Can't say good morning than to like a half of you without vomiting, though.

[wilderkitty]

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[talktosantanalopez]

Are you trying to insult me, Pussycat? Because if so, it’s a cute attempt but it’s no worse than the regular crap Mr. Schue put on in Spanish Class so you really need to up your game. Oh also? Not a stripper. Not all of us take off their clothes for the first one that we want. 

[wilderkitty]

Well, a gogo dancer and a stripper are pretty much a same thing - at least they both are just as cheap.