“I got some major bad vibes from some soccer moms when I went to get some coffee. I’m talkin’ like hostile, rabid creatures, man. You’d think they hadn’t seen a duck in a muscle shirt getting a pumpkin spice latte before.”
“Probably just jealous they can’t drink those and still fit into one of those shirts themselves.” he’s not smirking, he’s wearing a mask you can’t prove anything.
















