Nosedive Shoots! He Scores!

"Who's the Duck? I'm the Duck. Oh yeah." [UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCT]

[the-divester]

“ i love you so much. ” uwu <3

stuff said in my group chat starters

“What? Babe. No.... I love you so much.”

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“ we should go to the beach. ”

stuff said in my group chat starters

“Totally! I heard the waves are supposed to be wicked gnarly this time of year!”

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“ i didn’t watch wimbeldon because they don’t deserve me and i’m better than them ”

stuff said in my group chat starters

“Well- Obviously. They don’t deserve your kind of talent.”

“I keep tellin ya! Ya gotta go for the hockey circuit!”

[mvsers-blog]

stuff said in my group chat starters

“ i ate a sandwich so delicious i was sad when it ended. ”

“ i didn’t watch wimbeldon because they don’t deserve me and i’m better than them ”

“ i was practically bribed with a cocktail. ”

“ grass is gross. ”

“ i hate sand. ”

“ we should go to the beach. ”

“ does ned flanders have eyebrows? ”

“ what’s the difference between peanut butter and jelly? ”

“ i drink wine for the aesthetic of the glass. ”

“ you dead yet? ”

“ it’s warm because there’s holes in the o-zone, ”

“ i can hear you eating from the next room. ”

“ your face changes lives because it’s so lovely. ”

“ i love you so much. ”

“ i don’t love you i adore you. ”

“ i’m not a murderer. i’m just a creep. ”

“ you’re a spider sympathiser. ”

“ the hot dog from the snapchat filter is 6′5′‘. ”

“ i care about everyone like they’re my best mate. ”

[the-divester]

“We REALLY should market Wildwing’s mask as like, “official merchandise” cause I keep seeing it everywhere nowadays.”

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob·:

“Nope.” 

“I mean, it’s super sweet and great of you to offer, but — it’s not happening. I don’t want your money, Dive.” 

“Whaaaat? Cmon! I wanna help! I don't wanna brag but we get paid fat stacks! The only thing I use my money for is video games, toys and junk food! And the occasional charity but- it'll be way better if it goes to somebody I know and really really like! Ya know? Pleaseeeee? Pretty pretty pretty pretty please?”

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob‌:

“‘Cute’ wasn’t in the qualifications, but if the shoe fits...” 

“Oooh~! Carrot cake! You’re gonna make me blush. Just show me where to put the card and I’ll sign on the dotted line!”

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob·:

“Desperately seeking: Sugar Daddy. One I don’t have to touch, look at, or be near, but like… pays my bills and stuff. Thanks. XOXO, Lola Bunny.” 

“You rang?”

[nagask]

[cinemapix]

Parks and Recreation S06E06

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob·:

“Corny, but appreciated. Did someone tell you to stop?” 

Oh ho? Could it be? His one and only carrot cake? 

He slides in real cool and smooth like.

“Maybe. But- what can I say? You corn-t blame me for gushing over my super cute cute cutie GF Lola Bunny who, by the way, did I mention that she’s cute? Cause she’s real cute, man.”

[the-divester]

“Lola is just so BAAAADICAL, MAN! She makes me feel like I've never felt before!” 

[lesbian-karolina]

Big Dumbass Energy™

[the-divester]

@rewriteshistory

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Dive tries so hard to prove himself to the rest of the team because of his insecurities. Puckworld might’ve not been big on the whole “Trans” idea since they don’t seem big on the whole ADHD idea either. And of course the only one he could trust is his brother Wildwing. And WW was the one who helped Nosedive transition. WW and ND kept it a secret between themselves mostly because Dive didn’t want anyone else to know and Wildwing respected him. Though he does slowly begin to come out to the others. Firstly being Grin. Because they’ve always had a special bond. And the others follow suit after they reach a certain level of friendship level with Dive. 

[the-divester]

“TRANS RIGHTS MAN!”

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob·:

“Hmm.”

“… Maybe I can have it all. It ain’t that crazy, right?” 

“Not crazy at all, Carrot cake. In fact, if we ever stop buying video games, comic books and junky food, we’d probably be gazillionaires, but when is that ever happen? Short answer. NEVER!”

[the-divester]

hoopsheartthrob·:

“Why don’t I date more rich guys?” 

“Love’s worthless. Money’s where it’s at.” 

“Hey~”