[tenorgender]

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

[ryebreadgf]

from a news article about dog winter fashion….

[pinkcarabiner]

"i think women should be meaner!!" you can't even handle leg hair

[xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme-dea]

the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[toadsrbutch]

fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE

[selfhealingmoments]

[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[oshaviolator]

No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.

[random-brushstrokes]

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

[wizardshark]

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(texting) putting together a crew to set up a new botanical garden. let me know if you're in. charles is on fountains and he has some great ideas so don't even ask

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[eatpussypraylove]

I miss Appalachia and the feeling of raw connected wild tenderness that came with being surrounded on all sides by big beautiful blue mountains that I could escape to and go throw a cast iron and some food in the car and build a fire next to a river somewhere deep in the woods on any given evening and eat and listen to the water rushing by while the sun set feeling completely at peace so badly this morning. But all I can do is get dressed in my nice secondhand lamb’s wool sweater and cargo pants and hand-knit scarf someone at work gave me and go out thrifting with my housemate for a new wardrobe for my bedroom and get gyros for lunch. I don’t know that anything will ever replicate the feeling of complete freedom I had on those little mountain adventures with my ex, just being with someone I fully trusted and loved and getting totally lost together. It was my age and the specific time and place in life. But there is wonder and beauty to be found in these more adult relationships, in being more in control, in being around stable people who are older than me, in exploring different avenues of happiness. I try to send love to those I miss when I feel this way. I try to be resilient and carry the good pieces forward. Now to go make coffee

[stlamb]

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

[nevver]

By Accident, Marcel De Baer

[catchymemes]