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[lowkeysebastianstan]

10 Most attractive Sebastian Stan public looks as voted by my followers countdown:

#10 Toronto International Film Festival 2017

[dvinestar-deactivated20201222]

[dvinestar-deactivated20201222]

[official-portugal]

twitter

[belldomar]

A quick translation:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

1347, with a funny accent: Look at me! I have ME.DI.CI.NE.

[disneybound]

Boots

Hoodie

Backpack

Earrings

[despite-2020-its-still-you-deac]

Tony : Did you know that rum and gatorade go really well together??

Y/N : Are you doing depressed science again?

Tony : maybe

[capsgrantrogers]

“I fell off the motorcycle twice, off a Harley-Davidson. You have to know when your time is up and when to give it over to somebody… but you always do as much as you can - and then you’ve got to let a professional in there.” – Sebastian Stan

Bucky Barnes in Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[sebastianstaan]

“You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants a magical solution to their problem, and everyone refuses to believe in magic.”  ― Sebastian Stan as Jefferson/The Mad Hatter in Once Upon a Time (2011-2018)

[peterquillsuggestion]

this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

[kyloren]

#this after an entire montage of getting to know each other throughout their childhoods The Swan Princess (1994) dir. Richard Rich

[gaycism]

[alltimevirgilant]

i stan that grandma

[whenthesecondsun]

Grandma remembers a time when there were no legal ways to escape an abusive husbands

Pass that wisdom forward, grandma! Too many women today could still use that type of problem-solving

[lettingitoutabit-deactivated202]

I think it's morally and ethically correct to poison abusive husbands and should be completely legal :)

[appropriately-inappropriate]

If he didn’t eat poison I guess he should have made himself a sandwich.

[benyw]

... shit! She's right! No one is doing autopsies...

Ladies in abusive relationships you know what time it is!!!

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Well, I mean....

Everyone’s doing autopsies... but idiocy runs amok these days. So if you’re in the US and your husband hits you, here’s what you do:

Poison your husband by feeding him bleach — a lot of it. Or chroloquinine — the aquarium kind.

Then turn the tv on to Fox News, run yourself a bubblebath, and come out soaking wet to find your dumbfuck husband having done what he saw on the tv.

Call 911 and report that your husband tried to cure his Covid like the president said.

There you go! Abuser all fucked up for life, you vindicated, alibi established — and if they autopsy?

“Cause of death?”

“Dumbass watched fox, drank some bleach to cure covid”

[skymoonandstardust]

It started out as a joke and y’all mean it as one, but things seriously went downhill after tony died so

i mean– seriously have any of us in the world been okay since then? bring back our defender. we need him! This never would have happened if they kept tony alive fr

[mybuckymybuddy-deactivated20200]

Sebastian Stan as Scott Huffman in ‘The Last Full Measure’ (2020). Dir. Todd Robinson.

[skymoonandstardust]

Peter: [swears loudly]

Tony, overhearing: What are we?

Peter: Heroes not swearoes.

[3rdeyechakra]

Reblog to make a white gay big mad

[apicturewithasmile]

Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)

[nathanp1312]

reblog this to make racist gays big mad

[robertpattisons]

anonymous asked: rdj as tony or hugh as wolverine?

[juniorhuntersam]

[kennyeffect]

Russos: Characters that we sidelined in Infinity War will have their time to shine in Endgame!

Me: *thinking about Sebastian Stan’s 8 lines in Infinity War* nice

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Endgame: *Bucky says 2 lines*