Imagine your husband Bill on Jimmy Fallons late night show.
âCongratulations! Youâre expecting baby number two in four months am I correct?â Jimmy asks
âYes of course. Weâre expecting a beautiful baby girl.â Bill chuckles
âI bet sheâs a daddyâs girlâ
Bill laughs âThat she isâ
Your at home on the couch watching your husband on tv with popcorn resting upon your four month old baby bump and your 4 year old son sitting next to you giggling at the sight of his father on tv.
âLook mommy, daddy on tv!â Roman pointed to his father
You gasp âIs it really?â You play around with Roman
âYes mommy see. Daddy doesnt look like that monster anymoreâ Roman cuddled up to your side.
Jimmy and Bill play a couple of games and then sit back down to talk more.
âWas it true that your son Roman didnât talk to you for a whole day because you came home dressed as Pennywise?â Jimmy asked
Bill sipped on a glass of water and nearly spat it out as he began to laugh
âOk, let me tell you what happened. So it was aprils fools and I decided to go home dressed as Pennywise to scare my wife.â Bill giggled as he tells the story
âYou what!â Jimmy gasps holding his hand to his chest
âBut what I didnt know was that my son was home. I thought heâd be at daycare. So I walked in with a red balloon and saw Y/N in the kitchen making a snack while my son was sitting on the table drawingâ
You watched and listened as he told the story that he thought was halirious. Your son eventually fell asleep so at least he didnt have to relive the horror.
âMy son stopped and looked at me, he dropped his crayons and screamed. My wife turned around and saw me, but she didnt really know it was me. So she screamed and threw a wooden spoon at me, then rushed our son Roman and picked him up, then ran upstairs to our room and locked the doorâ
The audience gasped in surprise
âWhat happened next?â Jimmy asked like a curious little child
âWell lets just say, I went up stairs and told her that it was me. She eventually opened up the door and she was crying while holding Roman.â
The audience âawedâ and Jimmy pouted his lips
âI hugged them both and appologised, but Roman was so mad that he hadnât talked to me the whole day. I would try and hug him but he would push me away and said âNope no hugs for you, you scared mommyâ and kicked my leg and ran to his roomâ
Bill laughed and the audience joined into the laughter too. The show was coming to an end and Jimmy had farewelled your husband.
Bill returned home with flowers and chocolate âHoney im homeâ classic line your husband would always say whenever heâs home. You got off the couch and he slowly walked towards you looking over your shoulder to see Roman sleeping on the couch. Bill leaned down and kissed your lips passionately
âI missed youâ you said against his lips
âThe last time you said that we ended up in the room and now we have a baby on the wayâ his arms wrapped around your waist
âWell its hard being away from you. Besides Roman misses you tooâ
âHow is he?â He sighed
âHe watched the show for a bit then fell asleepâ you ran your fingers through his soft brown hair
âIts late. Go to bed, iâll meet you thereâ he pecked your lips and moved towards the couch where your son is. He picked him ul and carried him to his bedroom
Once Roman was in bed, his eyes opened slowly.
âDaddy?â The boy yawned
âShh its ok son. Go back to sleep. Daddyâs home nowâ Bill planted a soft kiss on Romans forehead and the boy then fell back into slumber. He walked out of the room and stood by the doorframe
âGoodnight my sweet boyâ