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Worst Father Ever

@william-miles-never

no seriously this layout looks like puked up sprinkles

16 posts

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

i know you all can't wait for the next installment of assassin's creed

watch us play as bill miles

won't that be the most fucking fun you've ever had

#always there 4 u son #but really go die for humanity pls #can't possibly fail #desmond y u touch thing?#i'll take it from here #unless you magically have a sister/ brother #which at this point i wouldn't put past ubisoft #y we can't has nice things #assassin's creed

william-miles-never

talmit-deactivated20140520

Nov 24, 2012

william-miles-never

fuck my feelings rn

#I DIDN'T NEED THESE FEELS

william-miles-never

reassuringbuttpats

Nov 24, 2012

s\afhgasdfdgshgsd BABBIES

william-miles-never

if only they had more facial expressions

ubisoft y u shaft the modern sassy babies?

#sassy techie #historian nerd #i suck at making new tags #sassassins

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

william-miles-never

reassuringbuttpats

Nov 24, 2012

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

it feels so wrong to emote with this username

uw u;;

#sugoi desu #william-san #MY SON IS A FAILURE #kyaah!!#<3 #u wu;;

william-miles-never

reassuringbuttpats

Nov 24, 2012

Team Modern Assassins.

william-miles-never

sigh rebecca why are you so cute

#this sounds skeevy given my username #dismiss that #bc i love rebecca #uruuuu

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

fuck i started a multiplayer session and now i have to pee

#IT'S GONNA START AS SOON AS I GO

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

i feel compelled to welcome you as well with less death wish and more hello

#I'M NOT AN RP BLOG I SWEAR

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

no seriously why are all the layouts on this site worse than the ending of ac3

pls i'd touch the thing if it meant no longer having 2 see these

#OH WELL EXPERIMENTS #or cry into my hands #time to upload a background #this one looks like puked up sprinkles

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

william-miles-never

now do what daddy asks and get back in the god damn animus

talmit-deactivated20140520

do you want me to drink myself to death is this what you fucking want

Are you sure that he is Desmond Miles?

william-miles-never

no, it's just a pathetic waste of space.

#my son is actually dead #to me and my wife #much like his templar girlfriend

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

william-miles-never

now do what daddy asks and get back in the god damn animus

talmit-deactivated20140520

do you want me to drink myself to death is this what you fucking want

william-miles-never

you did choose to run off and be a bartender, didn't you? thought that was your goal all along

#but no #here we are #but really go die for humanity pls #i mean

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

#skirts edge of creepy rp blog which this isn't, okay

#though i bet there's #no i know there's yaoi out there for this

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

now do what daddy asks and get back in the god damn animus

#always there 4 u son #but GAWD you just like to jump around #and climb shit #when i tell you explicitly not to #now go die for humanity #XOXO #love daddy

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

talmit-deactivated20140520

how 2 be my best friend:

have your url be a reference to one of the modern assassins xoxo

william-miles-never

Are we best friends yet?

eta: I'm glad you felt the pain. #alwaysthere4Uson

william-miles-never

Nov 24, 2012

Really Desmond, that sweater and those shoes.

#you can't call that fashion #grow up son

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