William Barfèe

Proud father of now eleven sea anemones

[williambarfee]

I live.

[mar1g0ld3n]

Holy fuck hi William

[williambarfee]

Hi, Marigold. I’m doing bad. What about you?

[mar1g0ld3n]

I’m sorry you’re doing bad, man. you can always talk to me if you need to.

[williambarfee]

Thank you. You’re sweet :-)!

[williambarfee]

I live.

[mar1g0ld3n]

Holy fuck hi William

[williambarfee]

Hi, Marigold. I’m doing bad. What about you?

[williambarfee]

I live.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

You know maybe I do like him. And by maybe I mean I am 99% sure I do.

[williambarfee]

Good luck, Olive.

[williambarfee]

Writing her name down and then switching the first two vowels.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

Hey, I do this kinda stuff all the time in my journal!! What a coincidence. :)

[williambarfee]

You told me about it at the bee. Olive to I love, right?

[ra1sin-coneybear]

i think the general consensus is that i should apologize to leaf . @coneyskittycapes expect a written apology at your door soon

[williambarfee]

What does "at your door" mean? Don't you all live in the same house??

[ra1sin-coneybear]

his bedroom door??

[williambarfee]

Ah.

[ra1sin-coneybear]

i think the general consensus is that i should apologize to leaf . @coneyskittycapes expect a written apology at your door soon

[williambarfee]

What does "at your door" mean? Don't you all live in the same house??

[williambarfee]

barfee ur my favorite 🙏🙏 i’m glad u won lets be besties /j

Thank you? I guess...

[williambarfee]

Thanks to everyone who came to the funeral. Except for Chip. The live iguana did not make me feel better.

[williambarfee]

Dalyell (the anemone) will have his funeral in two days. Please tell me if you’re coming, there’s gonna be cake.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

Thanks for inviting me to the funeral yesterday. It was sad, but the cake was good. (Did you make it??)

[williambarfee]

I did make it. Thanks.

[williambarfee]

Dalyell (the anemone) will have his funeral in two days. Please tell me if you’re coming, there’s gonna be cake.

[williambarfee]

Oh no. Nonononoonononoonoonoononononononono.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

…are you okay ????

[williambarfee]

Now I am. Thank for asking.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

Sorry I’m a bit late, I just found out about your sea anemone. I’m glad you’re doing better now. You’re such a great dad to all your sea anemones so I’m sure he lived a happy life. Sorry again, barf. :(

[williambarfee]

Thanks. :-)

[pumpkinpxtches]

If you keep stealing iguanas I’m taking away your kiss privileges I swear to god

I’m not STEALING I’m choosing them as pets

[williambarfee]

I, personally, would not let that slide.

[mar1g0ld3n]

@chipscouttolentino is no longer my best friend my new best friend is @williambarfee

[williambarfee]

Awesome.

[pumpkinpxtches]

You look like the obese kid from Up.

No I literally don’t I’m not obese I’m fit

[williambarfee]

I think it's because you're a boy scout.

[williambarfee]

Oh no. Nonononoonononoonoonoononononononono.

[olive-ostrovsky11]

…are you okay ????

[williambarfee]

Now I am. Thank for asking.

[williambarfee]

what’s going on bro. Why do you keep posting the word no over and over

he died.

[mar1g0ld3n]

oh my god I’m so sorry

Uhm I don’t mean to pry but was it one of your sea anemones?

[williambarfee]

he wasn't supposed to die this early. i did something wrong.

[mar1g0ld3n]

I’m so sorry dude

[williambarfee]

Yeah, no. I'm fine now, I was just being cringe.

[mar1g0ld3n]

that’s not cringe I don’t think

[williambarfee]

I was rather lugubrious.