William Rootpeter @williammdhp - Tumblr Blog

American psycho.

What does my bed sheet ghost costume smells like ?

If you ever get lost in the woods, remember, STAY WHERE YOU ARE, (because I don't like you) (please don't come back) (just kidding - It actually increases your chances of being found ). 🌳🌲📍🌳

Hiking is short for hill walking. 🌿

"I feel emotional landscapes, they puzzle me" Björk, Joga.

I'm just here to use the restroom. 💎 (at Baccarat)

Doing my homework at the Chateau de Versailles ⚜ (at Château de Versailles)

It's all about perspective. 🕶 (at Collins Cove Beach)

There's a boat house in Central Park. ⛵️ (at The Loeb Boathouse at Central Park)

It's time to renew that gym membership we are never going to use again. 😁 (at Washington Square Park)

It's so nice out! Let's wear all black. 😎 (at Kiko Milano)

Because without you, this is just a tube. (at New York, New York)

Just. What is this dog licking ? 🐶 (at The City College of New York)

-"Describe our relationship in two words" -"our what?"

When my therapist asks me how I feel. 🌹

I don't play Pokemon go, because I have sex.

We went to the opera and didn't invite you. 🌹 (at Lincoln Center)

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

William Rootpeter