Friendly Neighborhood Necromancer

Max|28|Gemini Welcome To My Cabinet Of Curiosities. Side OC Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/ramblingsfromthecrypt

[congratulatorycutie]

I wanna sew but I have no sewing stuff…….

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

The gamer lingo "noob" comes from the word "nubile", used to refer to the youthful, neotonous features of the oft-slain sacrificial game-spawn.

[lesbianbloodritual]

Not true!

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

You weren't there, in the leeting grounds.

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[staylucky38]

join today!!!

(based off this)

[tallfroggieart]

Woe, more girljohnny be upon ye

(Tits out below the cut)

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[meanbossart]

POV: You've disturbed Astarion mid his afternoon sensual-half-clothed-bloodied-bed-lounge. What do you have to say for yourself?

[meanbossart]

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[asongoficeandfiresource]

"Do it! The gift of mercy … avenge your little Michael …” “Mycah.” Arya stepped away from him. “You don’t deserve the gift of mercy.” The Hound watched her saddle Craven through eyes bright with fever. Not once did he attempt to rise and stop her. But when she mounted, he said, “A real wolf would finish a wounded animal.” Maybe some real wolves will find you, Arya thought. Maybe they’ll smell you when the sun goes down. Then he would learn what wolves did to dogs. “You shouldn’t have hit me with an axe,” she said. “You should have saved my mother.” She turned her horse and rode away from him, and never looked back once. -- Arya XIII, A Storm of Swords

A Song of Ice and Fire 2027 Calendar by Tyler Jacobson

[ramblingsfromthecrypt]

[blemgoid]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this tavern called Skullbreaker. All the ales are like 9 gold coins and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of foul sigils everywhere that say Be A Spiteful Cur and Me Gusta Beheadings. a racist gay couple from Cimmeria owns it. It used to be a bandit camp

[twinktorturer]

the duty of the historian is to suck and fuck the historical evidence. always.

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

[cepheusgalaxy]

My ocs are so awesome and beautiful

Everybody wants to hear about my ocs

I know my oc's lore and can put it coherently into words

My ocs are amazing

I can always give them more Issues and Tribulations

Everybody loves my oc's Issues and Tribulations

My ocs are the most beautiful blorbos on earth

I can make their life worse

[mossshhh]

Mikoshi

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

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