Satanic Worship, Ritual Sacrifice, & Sodomy

◇ Weirdo Est. '94 ◇ You may know me as that one autistic little freak who gets real annoying about fictional anachronisms

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[segamascott]

[seven-oh-four]

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

[clytemnestraaa]

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

[mooned-knights]

we have to hold the line on misandry not being real. it's getting scary out there

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[paksthestoic]

thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.

and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.

and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, “yeah, I’m pretty awful. that’s why i’m in charge” with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends won’t haunt her always.

thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the “eva stratt is a monster” train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.

it’s fine, really it’s fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[socialistexan]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[the-pen-pot]

AO3 SCAM

There's been a number of people reporting over on the AO3 subreddit that they're getting messages like this posted in the comments shortly after posting new fics.

The AO3 team are NEVER going to try and contact you about TOS violations via the comment section (or about anything else for that matter)

Don't click any links. Report the accounts involved (which might claim to be things like "LucySupport"), delete the message and move on.

✨Signal boost if you can!✨

[stargatevp]

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!!!SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!

[little-trash-ghost]

AO3 will not ask you for identity verification period!

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[lesbianroselandry]

jj joking about sending a meme to the "metros of color group chat" and hayden going ...but wait, isn't it just the two of you...? and shane sighs as his phone pings and says yeah, that's just what he calls our dms.

[depsidase]

[sapphling]

getting diagnosed with alcoholism because of the scratch marks around my robot girlfriend's usb pussy

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[beroebluejeans]

I just really enjoy saying things to my coworkers like, “yeah, I just don’t read many books by men.” I think it’s good for them.