1. Are looks important in a relationship?"Well, I'm not about to date no ugly dude.""2. Are relationships ever worth it?"I answered that already."3. Are you a virgin?"Yup. I'm a big ole virgin. Dick is evil."4. Are you in a relationship?"Nope."5. Are you in love?"Does myself count?"6. Are you single this year?"Duh."7. Can you commit to one person?"I answered this already."8. Describe your crush"Can I have a crush on myself? I look cute today."9. Describe your perfect mate"I don't think I could. As long as they're their own person and give a shit in general."10. Do you believe in love at first sight?"Nope. Lust, yes. Love, no."11. Do you ever want to get married?"Nah, that's not really my thing."12. Do you forgive betrayal?"That really depends on what it is. Usually not."13. Do you get jealous easily?"Not at all."14. Do you have a crush on anyone?"Myself. Oh my goodness, I'm so pretty."15. Do you have any piercings?"Nope! I took them all out!" (She had 10 at one point)16. Do you have any tattoos?"Just a few." (She's completely blasted in ink. -_-)17. Do you like kissing in public?"Uh, no. That's hella dank."20. Do you shower every day?"I answered that already."21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?"I know of like, three. Poor blokes are stupid."22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?"Oh, God! I hope not! That's creepy!"23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?"What kind of question is that? It's not hard to do at all. I did for like, over two years, and I was young and stupid."24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?"Oh, I hope not."25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?"I tend to avoid relationships. Being romantic isn't my thing."26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?"You know, I don't actually think so. My memory fails me."27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?"Yes, and it sucked. I hate poetry."28. Have you ever been cheated on?"I don't think so. Probably not."29. Have you ever cheated on someone?"Nope. Never in my life."30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?"I am damned beautiful!"31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?"Oh, dear God, yes."32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?"Unre-what?"33. Have you ever had sex with a man?"Oh, the manliest!"34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?"Maybe. It depends."35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?"Ew, once."36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?"I am so in love with Chrystal Coon."37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?"Yes, and their hatred baffles me to this day."38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?"Just once. It was weird."39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?"That's never actually happened to me."40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?"Fuck no."41. Have you had sex so far this year?"Nope."42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?"What kind of question is that?"43. How long was your longest relationship?"2 years and 3 months."44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?"Eh, 6 or 10. More like 15."45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?"1 dude and like, 20 chicks."46. How many times did you have sex last year?"Oh, maybe twice?"47. How old are you?"Old."48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?"Fuck you!"49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?"Solo dolo."50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?"I'm not quite sure what he'd be apologizing for."51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?"Maybe. Is it legal?"52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?"Yes, and it was the worst decision of my life. Maybe the best. I'm not sure."53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?"I'm not dating anyone, so I hope not."54. Is there someone you will never forget?"My forgetfulness has no boundaries."55. Share a relationship story."I trimmed a plantano tree with my ex once. That dude trusted me with a machete."56. State 8 facts about your body"Uh, I'm 5' 9" and weigh about 170 lbs. I have a pretty face, a fat belly, long legs, and a short torso. I have no ass, and big boobies. Ha. Boobies."57. Things you want to say to an ex"I actually have a lot to say to my ex. I'm not going to bother him, though. That's just rude."58. What are five ways to win your heart?"Shit, I don't know. Didn't I answer that already?"59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)"Fuck that creepy shit!"60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?"A year and a half. He was younger than me. It was weird."61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?"Their mouth. And their nails. Fuck raggedy-ass nail-having hoes."62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?"Oh, strip tease! I love strip teases!"63. What is your definition of “having sex”?"Are you fucking retarded?"64. What is your definition of cheating?"If you have to question yourself, you cheated."65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?"I'm not too into foreplay. Give me the goods, or get to stepping."66. What is your favourite roleplay?"I like Xena and Gabby. That's my go-to for everything."67. What is your idea of the perfect date?"Niga, take my classy ass to the opera or anything theatrical."68. What is your sexual orientation?"Nope."69. What turns you off?"Ugly bitches and ratchetness."70. What turns you on?"Musical talent, confidence, and a really corny sense of humor. And beards. I like beards."71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?"This isn't the 80s. Nobody has wet dreams anymore."72. What words do you like to hear during sex?"Don't be all talking and shit. I don't want to have a conversation with you."73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?"Pay my light bill. That bitch is expensive."74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?"Hair. It's everything."75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?"DUDE! My ex put paper in my binder once! That was the shit!"76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?"I didn't kill anyone yet."77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?"As long as it's legal, I don't care."78. What’s your dirtiest secret?"I don't have secrets."79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?"When my brother got these beautiful new bearings. Fuck that dude."80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?"I love you."81. Who are five people you find attractive?"Chrystal Coon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Myself, Tomeeka Ballard, and Marissa Ford."82. Who is the last person you hugged?"Lance Brown, probably."83. Who was your first kiss with?"Some Vietnamese girl at cheer camp in middle school. She was cute."84. Why did your last relationship fail?"Basically, because I was so involved in my own self-loathing that I failed to see his. Thus, negligence on both ends and we got sick of each other."85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?"Fuck no. That's all sorts of stupid."
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