Gaze Upon My Visage

And weep.

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What’s this? My servant gets warm and cozy without me??? Unacceptable!

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A rare moment in which I let my servant pose with me for a royal portrait.

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The sun breaketh through the clouds once again to shine her rays brightly upon my kingdom.

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My servant hath fallen ill once again. Blessed is she to have one so gracious as I to watch over her.

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Mine servant hath bequeathed upon me the moniker “little lady of the house” and I am offended. Doesn’t she see that I am the QUEEN.

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Blessed be the Yuletide, from mine kingdom to thine own

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HEAR YE HEAR YE

MY DINNER BOWL IS EMPTY

THIS IS A CRIME OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE

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Sometimes I like to sit and stare at my servant. Forever under my watchful eye.

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My servant hath fallen ill. I must stay by her side, lest she succumb to consumption.

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Behold! My esteemed fluff!

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My servant left me again. I must express my displeasure by being so cute and sweet that she feels guilty for ever leaving me behind.

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Yes yes, I am well aware that you adore me.

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My kingdoms main export is crinkle paper. I personally inspect each shipment to ensure it is of the highest caliber.

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My private chambers, here is where I come to escape the serfs and jesters.

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It is time to hold court with my constituents. Tell me your woes, and I may be gracious enough to do something about it.

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Only the finest of drinking waters is suitable for my refined palette.

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Sometimes I hold court with my servant and bless her with my divine presence.