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im so tired i can’t even clock it anymore

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(scared) “ladies, ladies…”

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idk why people like abs they look like lumps of skin

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do you think mario likes being italian

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when the beat got a little instagram reels to it

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(in my commentator voice) ladies and drug mules

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people don’t say dream celebrity dinner anymore they say dream blunt rotation

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dtf means down to frolick right

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threw my social life away for phone and vape in bed at 1pm

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im the perfect mix of saturday night and the lore of adventure time

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when the beat got a little instagram reels to it

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every time i talk i feel like The Guy

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got high at the theatre and there was a shooting scene and i got scared and rung the police

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dates. it shouldn’t have two meanings

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why is but a real word uts too short

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there’s so many people dying recently that don’t usually die

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it feels as if all the moisture and happiness has been drained from my body