[willtherebefreebeer]

does anyone else love to put their hand on their boyfriends dick while you’re watching a movie together so u can watch him twitch in the corner of your eye just for like fun

[willtherebefreebeer]

when ur out of weed so the 10 paracetamol look pretty tasty

[threedollarsdotcom]

how many blunts do u smoke before posting

smorking all the haters

[willtherebefreebeer]

oh. I smork 15 haters

[willtherebefreebeer]

sometimes i just think ruh roh

[willtherebefreebeer]

yes i will spend my one free day walking around my small town amicably with you. that’s perfect actually

[willtherebefreebeer]

couples are funny it’s like do u want to do weird motions with me in bed and not tell anyone about it

[willtherebefreebeer]

i hope you washed that shirt

[willtherebefreebeer]

THEY SLEEPING ON YOU 🔥🔥❗️❗️🥶🥶 TUCK EM IN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶

[willtherebefreebeer]

im so tired i can’t even clock it anymore

[willtherebefreebeer]

(scared) “ladies, ladies…”

[willtherebefreebeer]

idk why people like abs they look like lumps of skin

[willtherebefreebeer]

do you think mario likes being italian

[willtherebefreebeer]

when the beat got a little instagram reels to it

[willtherebefreebeer]

(in my commentator voice) ladies and drug mules

[willtherebefreebeer]

people don’t say dream celebrity dinner anymore they say dream blunt rotation

[willtherebefreebeer]

dtf means down to frolick right

[willtherebefreebeer]

threw my social life away for phone and vape in bed at 1pm