* Cries In Spanish*

The two pictures on top do not belong to me credit to the artist

[willybonkers]

Dami: Huuuh I have no friends

Jon: Bitch what am I a roach

[willybonkers]

Billy is a little shit

Jon: Hey guys what did you get on your tests, I got a B+

Damian: an A-, pulled some strings now it an A+

Jon: What kind of strings

Damian: Irrelevant

Maps: B-

Colin: C+

Billy: Ha suckers, I got the best score

Maps: Okay what did you get

Billy: a D-

Colin: Why would you be happy about a D-

Billy: I realized the lower I keep people’s expectations, the less they expect from me

[willybonkers]

Damian is a menace to society

Jon: *sees a baby* Damian, isn’t that baby cute

Damian: Ew, disgusting children are the root of all evil in this world

Jon: You can’t really say that dami, you’re a kid too

Damian: Only proves my point

[willybonkers]

Jon learns Arabic

Jon: Hey Dames can I ask something

Dami: Ofcourse beloved

Jon: What does لا أعرف mean in English

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: what do you mean

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: Dami this is your language of course you know , so what does that word mean

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: Damian come on I am not playing tell me what it means

Dami: I don’t know

Jon: You know what fine , whenever you ask me for something I answer but when I ask for a simple thing you’re simple answer is I don’t know

Dami: but Jon it’s really I don’t know

Jon: that’s enough don’t talk to me for the rest of the day

Jon: * stomps away*

Dami: WTH

[willybonkers]

Jondami Wedding Be like:

Priest: if anyone has any objections please talk or forever hold their peace

Bruce: *glaring at clark* don’t you dare

Clark: *crying* it should have been us

Bruce: *sigh* fuck me

Clark: Gladly

Bruce: Fuck off

Dick: *crying* my baby bird has finally grown up *sniff* I am so proud

Steph: can they wrap this up so we can just get to the buffet

Tim: *sleeping*

Duke: Maybe if I can catch the bouquet I can be next but knowing Damian it will probably be a bouquet of knives

Cass: *nods in agreement*

Priest: if no one objects I hereby pronounce you husband and husb-

*police barges through the front door*

Police 1: We have word that someone here is a wanted criminal we have to take them in for questioning

Everyone: *looks over at jason*

Jason: hey, it wasn’t me I cover up my trackes so you can’t prove nothing

Police 2: actually it’s one of the grooms

Dick: Damian what did you do

Damian: I haven’t done anything

Police 2: not you sir your spouse actually

Damian: Jon what did you do

Jon: well

Police 1: Well he is actually charged with murder, destruction of property, arson, assault of a police officer and many other crimes

Damian: Jon how could you

Jon: Wait Dami let me explain

Damian: How could you do this without me?

Everyone: wait what

Jon: It was supposed to be a surprise 

Dami: I love you and this surprise

Jon: I love you too

Priest: and I know pronounce you husband and husband you may know kiss the Groom

Dami and Jon: *kiss*

Everyone: WTF just happened

Tim: that’s hella adorable

Bat family: WTH Tim

[willybonkers]

Damian Comes out to his siblings ( Part 2)

Damian: * in the living room with all the bat siblings* As much as I despise you all there is something I want to say

Dick: What is it baby bird, you know you can tell us anything

Tim: Did you commit a murder

Jason: Do you need help in cleaning up a murder

Steph: Do you need to cover up your trackes

Cass: Do you need anyone dead

Duke: come on guys, let’s hear what he has to say

Damian: Thank you Thomas, so the thing is that I am gay and I am dating Jonathan

Steph: well damn I wish you both the best I guess

Tim: Ha I knew it, Duke you owe me $50

Duke: Aw man

Cass: I am so happy for you Damian I wish you both happiness

Damian: Thank you Cain

Jason:….

Dick: ….

Duke: Hey you guys good

Dick: Tell Alfred we will be late to dinner tonight

*Dick and Jason walk away*

Steph: This ain’t good

Tim: Well if he runs fast enough he might make it

Damian: You think they are going to take it easy on him

Duke: knowing them this is going to get messy

* Meanwhile with Dick, Jason*

Jon: *Sleeping until a rock comes crashing through his window with a note in it*

Jon: WTH *reads the note*

Jon: look out of your window , what does that even me-

Dick: *throwing rocks* stay away from Dami you little shit

Dick: Jason I am outta rocks what else do you have

Jason: I found this bazooka which is filled with kryptonite

Dick: Great we will kill two birds with one stone

Jason: what do you mean two

Dick: Clark , he may be able to hide the fact that he is superman from a whole city, but he can’t hide that obvious boner he gets whenever he is around Bruce

Jason: ….

Dick: it’s a long story

[willybonkers]

Damian coming out to his dad

Damian: Father what will you say if I was gay

Bruce: Well I would support you of course

Damian: Okay then but what would you say if I was dating Jon

Bruce:…..

Damian: Father are you okay

Bruce: *Walk away*

*A few minutes later*

Bruce: *on the phone with clark* clark tell your kids to leave my kids alone, please this is getting out of hand

Clark: if you accepted my proposal of marriage none of this would have ever happened

Bruce: Clark your d*ck is the size of my thigh

Clark:….