capricorn

sunshine state 🇯🇲 #blacklivesmatter

[etherealplum]

me: *speaks to boy once* me: i love being a hoe………it’s so….liberating………..just hoeing it up…..love it

[femcassidy]

wives on tv are like *putting on lotion* youre home late.

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[kimreesesdaughter]

I really want to see this.

[dkbatv2]

lonely? develop a god complex.

[professorduck]

[memewhore]

[kissmyafropuff]

[sirheisenberg]

[sixpenceee]

Good sign, good sign.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[stephencolbertly]

Dazed and Confused (1993)

[middlescjool]

buzzfeed unsolved ?¿ yes ma’am

[thatpreciousthing]

I’m convinced the writers of forensic files deliberately come up with dozens of ridiculous things for that super serious narrator to say in his super serious voice.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oaktreebutch]

Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:

[pinkaventador]

[sixpenceee]

[straightboyfriend]

i’m gonna start acting like a cop & refuse to be nice to customers until they tell me i am brave & handsome for coming into work