i just woke up in this shed lol

old company blog commandeered by an underpaid intern with an alcohol problem and no reason to keep going. but I'm gonna anyway lmao ((half-dead rp blog I occasionally post on to fuck around and find out. most universal connections are gone but it's still fun))

[wilsonswildlife]

life has been so damn boring since I lost multiversal hub privileges. where's all the spice

[wilsonswildlife]

I go offline for like 2 years and somehow the same mfs be on my dash. anarchy really

[wilsonswildlife]

some guy outside costco gave me a ps1 for a pack of cigarettes. not sure where to go in life from here

[wilsonswildlife]

the ps1 does not work

[wilsonswildlife]

some guy outside costco gave me a ps1 for a pack of cigarettes. not sure where to go in life from here

[wilsonswildlife]

jello? s tier

[wilsonswildlife]

today's announcement: I found a cat in a window well. he was too fat to get out

[wilsonswildlife]

he's fine but nobody has claimed him yet. I named him nimrod

[wilsonswildlife]

today's announcement: I found a cat in a window well. he was too fat to get out

[depsidase]

[wilsonswildlife]

yknow what maybe I will come back

[ripe]

[napalmdreaming]

now this is the content i crave.

[pocket-dragon]

Happy Fat Bear Week!

[wilsonswildlife]

why are people asking about chupacabras. why don't you go sit in the woods and maybe you'll calm down

[wilsonswildlife]

what the fuck is even going on anymore. I just got the shit beat out of me by a scarily depressed bright and now there's weird shit going on left right n center

[wilsonswildlife]

Two of Tempest's doctors worked/are working at your Wildlife place. Thought you should know

wait this is like a week old cause honestly I don't check my inbox but like what the hell guys. we don't need doctors

[highmoon-deepwoods]

I know. They are affiliated with your Wildlife thing though. We have them on ID, if you wish to know them.

[wilsonswildlife]

I don't give a shit who they are but why are you telling me again

[tempest-toss]

They're likely trying (and failing) to stir up trouble in between constructs; likely as a way to snag something important that's in the process of being delivered to Janus.

[wilsonswildlife]

good fucking luck to them I doubt they'll last long here or even come close to succeeding

[wilsonswildlife]

Two of Tempest's doctors worked/are working at your Wildlife place. Thought you should know

wait this is like a week old cause honestly I don't check my inbox but like what the hell guys. we don't need doctors

[highmoon-deepwoods]

I know. They are affiliated with your Wildlife thing though. We have them on ID, if you wish to know them.

[wilsonswildlife]

I don't give a shit who they are but why are you telling me again

[wilsonswildlife]

:/

[wilsonswildlife]

Two of Tempest's doctors worked/are working at your Wildlife place. Thought you should know

wait this is like a week old cause honestly I don't check my inbox but like what the hell guys. we don't need doctors