wilt

[deadontheweb3]

[alibskny]

the t1ny legs with huge shoes combo is fuckin elite

If you reblog pls DONT add tags, I’m not trying to get t3rmed again, fuck

[desinteresse]

Challenging gender roles by having the kind of dogshit personality traits usually reserved for straight men only

[alibskny]

the t1ny legs with huge shoes combo is fuckin elite

If you reblog pls DONT add tags, I’m not trying to get t3rmed again, fuck

[deadontheweb3]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[death-limes]

11. (famous expert in the thing you just failed at) wants what I have

[caffeinatedopossum]

12. Scientists hate this man (gesture to yourself)

[caffeinatedopossum]

13. Hm. Well this isn't what the prophecy said

[dark-moon-mythology]

[an0n-moonandstars]

[an0n-moonandstars]

[dark-moon-mythology]

[dark-moon-mythology]

[dark-moon-mythology]

[dark-moon-mythology]

xl sweaters & cosy winters <3

[dark-moon-mythology]

[dark-moon-mythology]

[dark-moon-mythology]

[bakwaaas]

adulthood is weird because there’s simultaneously so much grief and so much joy