Wimbly Wombly Quotes, Gifs, & Sass

An unofficial fan blog for supporters of the FIFA 17 Wimbly Womblys! Back after LONG break! DFTBA <3

[wimblywomblys]

I've never been so disappointed in someone whose name I don't know.

Manager John

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I wish those balls didn't come out quite so high.

Manager John

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They love each other and they love their child, even when Bald John Green comes out of the TARDIS inexplicably looking like a skinny, tall David Cross.

John Green

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“I need to work on my tapping.”

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All available times of day and weather are allowed. Especially rain.

Manager John

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Kit fit? TIGHT. YES... I've always liked the male forearm

Manager John

[vcrizzle]

Turns out Pizza is a fan of @fishingboatproceeds, too.

[wimblywomblys]

I think you actually believe that but you're too much of a cynic to say it because it would make you too cracked open, you know? Too exposed, to admit that, like, yearning for love and acceptance and connection. That's something I really like about you, never change that.

John, to Meredith, referring to the belief that the purpose of life is to love and be loved

[wimblywomblys]

John: I'm filming an AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys video but I'm also having an existential crisis.

Sarah:

John: How are you?

[wimblywomblys]

What is today's video even about? It's about how my hands are still shaking. I don't know what to do. In general. With my life. Wimbly Wombly fans, what should I do? What is the purpose of life? Why--what are we supposed to do with this brief flash of consciousness that we all enjoy together? Are we supposed to just play FIFA?

John Green, after having a terrifying conversation

[wimblywomblys]

You still have big weird feelings in adulthood. That's the lesson for today's video.

John Green, on anxiety and adultood

[wimblywomblys]

It's hard to be a 12-year-old and a professional soccer player, because you've got to handle sixth grade homework while also playing in the Premier League in international competition against Welsh. Wales. Against the Welsh.

Manager John, on the Gaulden child

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It was one of the greatest moments of my life. I have two children, I love them both very much, and when they were born it was a very special moment, but it was also a very very special moment when Deeney made that ridiculous bicycle kick from outside the box.

Manager John

[wimblywomblys]

Aston Villa, in their cowardliness, have chosen to be the same color as the grass. That will make it difficult for us to tell when it is a player who is an opponent and when it is just grass.

Manager John

[wimblywomblys]

Earthquake in Nepal

OK everyone.

So you’ve probably heard about this historically terrible earthquake that just devastated Nepal. Thousands injured and dead, even more livelihoods destroyed.

So I figure why not try getting people motivated to help…with Wimbly Wombly fan fiction. Because who says hankgames can’t change the world. Here’s how:

1) Donate any amount to a charity providing assistance to Nepal (such as Save the Children, Heifer, CRS, crowdrise, UNICEF, Red Cross)

2) Take a screencap (edit out any identifying info if you want)

2) Submit. Submitting will enter you into a raffle/drawing thing to pick which Wimbly Wombly player I will write a fan fic about (but only if I get at least 15 screencaps)!

Even if you don’t have the funds, at least reblog this post so that other people get motivated to take the time to donate!!!

LMK if you have other charities you’d like me to add to the list above, and as always, Best Wishes

[wimblywomblys]

Global Giving is doubling donations!

And thanks to the people who sent me screencaps so far, this is awesome.

[wimblywomblys]

Last reblog--I don’t have enough submissions!!!! Even a dollar counts :) And also, thanks to everyone who did submit screencaps, you’re the best

[wimblywomblys]

Earthquake in Nepal

OK everyone.

So you’ve probably heard about this historically terrible earthquake that just devastated Nepal. Thousands injured and dead, even more livelihoods destroyed.

So I figure why not try getting people motivated to help…with Wimbly Wombly fan fiction. Because who says hankgames can’t change the world. Here’s how:

1) Donate any amount to a charity providing assistance to Nepal (such as Save the Children, Heifer, CRS, crowdrise, UNICEF, Red Cross)

2) Take a screencap (edit out any identifying info if you want)

2) Submit. Submitting will enter you into a raffle/drawing thing to pick which Wimbly Wombly player I will write a fan fic about (but only if I get at least 15 screencaps)!

Even if you don’t have the funds, at least reblog this post so that other people get motivated to take the time to donate!!!

LMK if you have other charities you’d like me to add to the list above, and as always, Best Wishes

[wimblywomblys]

Global Giving is doubling donations!

And thanks to the people who sent me screencaps so far, this is awesome.

(cc: fishingboatproceeds, this insanity is all your fault)

[wimblywomblys]

Earthquake in Nepal

OK everyone.

So you’ve probably heard about this historically terrible earthquake that just devastated Nepal. Thousands injured and dead, even more livelihoods destroyed.

So I figure why not try getting people motivated to help…with Wimbly Wombly fan fiction. Because who says hankgames can’t change the world. Here’s how:

1) Donate any amount to a charity providing assistance to Nepal (such as Save the Children, Heifer, CRS, crowdrise, UNICEF, Red Cross)

2) Take a screencap (edit out any identifying info if you want)

2) Submit. Submitting will enter you into a raffle/drawing thing to pick which Wimbly Wombly player I will write a fan fic about (but only if I get at least 15 screencaps)!

Even if you don’t have the funds, at least reblog this post so that other people get motivated to take the time to donate!!!

LMK if you have other charities you’d like me to add to the list above, and as always, Best Wishes

[wimblywomblys]

ICYMI again!

Thanks to the other people who sent in the screencaps :)