Wimpy Girl

Not-so-young Exercise Princess

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A Guide to Date Night with St. Valentine

Listen up, all you hopeless romantics, starry-eyed lovers, and aspiring poets...get ready to have your minds blown, because today is your day. Why not spice things up with a date night inspired by the legendary St. Valentine? It'll be a blast! You've got to see this:

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Happy Valentine's Day! Smoochie, smoochie.

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A Visit from St. Nickname

Ever notice how some folks just attract nicknames like a magnet? It's like they've got a bullseye on their back or something! Well, as someone who falls into that category, I tend to think that it's not about being vulnerable or naive, but more about getting surprise visits from good ol' St. Nickname. Everyone assumes he's a riot, a cheerful, quirky old guy, until he pays you a visit. Prepare yourself for a good laugh at:

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Hope Floats

Showers just don't cut it for me, and it's been ages since I last took a truly extravagant bubble bath. Scary, huh? You see, in the country we live in, Mexico, bathtubs are hard to come by, and it's been giving me some pretty wild nightmares. Check out: bit.ly/wg-hope-floats or https://wimpygirl.com/hope-floats/

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Panty Lines

So what are you doing for New Year's Eve? What are you wearing? Here in Mexico wht you are wearing under your regular clothes is more important than what's on the outside. Find out why at: https://bit.ly/panty-lines or https://wimpygirl.com/panty-lines/

And HAPPY NEW YEAR from Wimpy Girl and Capt'n Clean!

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Have Yourself a Bookish Christmas

Have Yourself a Bookish Christmas

Wimpy Girl's 2023 Holiday Reading List

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Dreaming of a Spotless Christmas

If you're constantly battling the struggle of keeping your clothes as white as a snowflake during Christmas, and happen to live with someone whose 10-year-old white shirts are so impeccable they could pass for freshly woven clouds, then boy, do I have a tale for you today! Check out https://wimpygirl.com/dreaming-of-a-spotless-christmas or https://bit.ly/spotless-christmas

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Holiday Wardrobe Malfunction

My sweatpants (bless them) are my go-to "uniform" for this time of year. After all, 'tis the season to be comfortable, right? There is nothing like the holidays for coziness and comfort, comfortable settings, comfortable clothing, and comfort food. So, this week, in the spirit of the season, I've gotten comfortable. I've taken the week off and let my sweatpants be the guest blogger. You won't want to miss my sweatpants GUIDE TO HOLIDAY EATING by W.G. Sweatpants at https://wimpygirl.com/holiday-wardrobe-malfunction

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Phone Eulogy

It's been a sad and difficult week for poor Wimpy Girl as she mourns the death of her smart phone. Join her as she celebrates the life and eulogizes one great cell phone device at: https://wimpygirl.com/phone-eulogy

And, if your phone is alive and working be grateful, and please, please make sure you have it backed up!

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You Don't Say

Have you pickled any peppers lately and eloquently told everyone you know all about it? If so, you will love celebrating International Tongue Twister Day on Sunday. Even though I spent 8 years in speech therapy as a kid, my tongue still can't roll R's. Can yours?

Find out the history of some of the most "thrilling, trilling" tongue twisters at https://wimpygirl.com/you-dont-say and do a few tongue calisthenics to celebrate.

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Waste of Time

So you get an extra hour of sleep this weekend. Lucky you. Or are you so lucky? I never know what time it is and I blame Daylight Savings Ti

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Haunted Fridge Night

October 30th is Haunted Refrigerator Night. Only the bravest dare to venture into the realm haunted by moldy cheese, spoiled milk, and ghosts of meals past. Are you up to the challenge? Can you fight and banish the demons that lurk in the hidden parts of your fridge? If you think so, check out https://wimpygirl.com/haunted-fridge-night and have a frightfully wicked Halloween!

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Queen Yam

I am the direct descendant of royalty. My mom was Queen Yam XIII of the East Texas Yamboree in Gilmer, Texas. And, this weekend the 86th Yamboree will be celebrated.

Find out all about this delightfully quaint festival and as well as my memories of it at: https://wimpygirl.com/queen-yam

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Arm Day

We take our coffee very seriously. For us, there's not much funny about coffee. Or is there? Ready to snort coffee out your noe from laughing so much? Check out: httmps://wimpygirl.com/arm-day

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Taco Belle

If you enjoy tacos as much as I do and live in Mexico, you're one lucky muejer.  Mexican tacos delight and satisfy regardless of your Spanish proficiency. Mexican tacos are delicious and inspiring. In fact, they oft inspire one to write…poetry. Check out Amo los Tacos, A Poem at https//wimpygirl.com/taco-belle

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Dippity-Do, Duh

"Bad hair day? More like bad hair life"

National Hair Day is celebrated annually on October 1. Visit https://wimpygirl.com/dippity-do-duh and let's take a trip down Follicle Memory Lane together.

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Everything's Coming Up Roses

September 29th is Broadway Musical Day! Thunderous Applause! Bravo! Encore! This is my kind of holiday! Find out how it all got started at https://wimpygirl.com/everythings-coming-up-roses

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Sucked In

For the month of August, I read only romance novels. It was Read a Romance Month, and I'm always up for a challenge, even if it gags me. I promised a report on how I survived the month, so here it is.

Heads up, I didn't die of boredom. My toes aren't permanently curled and I'm not pregnant.

Read how a month of listening to only steamy romance books went for me at: https://wimpygirl.com/sucked-in