My knowledge is definitive

IN CASES OF MAJOR DISCREPANCIES, IT'S ALWAYS REALITY THAT'S GOT IT WRONG. Italian, Male, Straight when sober, apparently not too old for this. Not that any of that matters.

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[socialistexan]

[vitabreva]

[themummersfolly]

How dare you leave this in the tags.

[charlesoberonn]

[windoftime]

I categorize Deltarune fans into those who found the end of Chapter 5 heartwarming and those who found it disheartening

[realyskp]

Kiss

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[kiophen]

solo jazz suicune

[kiophen]

there are a lot of people reblogging this again and tagging it with "wow.. this kind of looks like that one cup" again. you guys would not believe what "solo jazz" means

[lesvegas]

environmental storytelling

[theconcealedweapon]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually