My Name Is Dennis

"Does she like Xanax?"

[ms-gender-blog]

[pepsisvegetables]

I’ll never forget the time I was waiting for my friend by the bathroom in the mall I watched a guy go into the men’s room empty handed, and when he came out he had an ice cream cone

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lex364b-blog]

[yigah-moved-deactivated20181217]

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[teenscoolest]

[ruinsmami]

2019 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[anxietyproblem]

[wahtdahel-blog]

[omghotmemes]

In case you were living under a rock

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[memesonthehour]

[my-name-is-life]

[hiddenhearthwitch]

Your wound is probably not your fault, but your healing is your responsibility. Healing isn’t an overnight process, sometimes it doesn’t even happen in a year. Wounds will reopen, close, and reopen again but always allow yourself to feel what you’re feeling. It’s okay.

[lallysbroch]

“Sweetie, would you say grace, please?”