50% Moroccan 50% Bullshit

Now with 100% more Pidge

[pidge-the-shalashit]

Antis are a riot.

[jasperoura]

a slarf (slav scarf)

[rosesandstudying]

I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin who only speaks Spanish. When they play together it is so funny to see them blabber on and on to each other until one of them hears a word that sounds familiar and then they just repeat that word and nod like they’re totally connecting. Like today the one that speaks Spanish said “Venga a poner los pantalones en la muneca!” and the other heard “pantalones” and was just like “Oui, pantalon!” They’re best friends and it’s the cutest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[thatsalotachris]

It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn’t in the second or third film as those took place on the other island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers) she saved everyone’s asses, JUST like she did at the end of the first film. So let’s do a tally here.

Humans Killed: 1

Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor

In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series thank you.

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[creed-of-corruption]

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

[martianbees]

[sethard]

Voltron: Legendary Defender - sethstpierre.com

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

Remember back in 2012 when everyone drew the kids like this:

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

Remember back in 2012 when everyone drew the kids like this:

[sixpenceee]

The new 8ft statue of King Arthur on the top of Tintagel cliffs

[wingdingdong]

Hi I don’t go around asking for money often but I have a co-worker who could really really use some help. He’s got a cracked tooth and unfortunately doesn’t have insurance to help cover it. If you can’t donate then sharing this post will help. Anything​ is better than nothing

[elephantfist]

Warm-up drawings part 2. 

[wingdingdong]

Hi I don't go around asking for money often but I have a co-worker who could really really use some help. He's got a cracked tooth and unfortunately doesn't have insurance to help cover it. If you can't donate then sharing this post will help. Anything​ is better than nothing

[bitchelangelo]

Patience yields focus.gif

[wingdingdong]

I should get a goddamn medal for how many rare pairs I end up shipping.

[crimsaros]

A breathtaking sight…Imitations they may be, but together, they make a fine spectacle…Though the flowers of evil blossom, be it known…Abominations are fated to perish!

[mrdudesworkshop]

HA