now @etherealfaeries + @stuffthatdoesntmatchmyblog

moved to @etherealfaeries + @five-plums + @hufflestudy

[wtfml]

me halfway through shaving my legs: I don’t want to do this anymore

[rosecoloredsboy]

Eyelids // PVRIS

[lvnnsi]

07/16/16

[meitene]

[prince-warp-blog]

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

[alcoholicgifts]

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[jamespottver]

character posters: nymphadora tonks

requested by anon

[lenomcakes]

Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels

[pondorasbox]

we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????

[megsthetic]

SHE EVEN LEARNED TO HOLD HER BREATH UNDERWATER FOR 10 MINUTES FOR THIS ROLE

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

my bandmate is good with nb genders and pronouns but he can’t seem to come up with any gender neutral nouns so whenever he accidentally calls me a “good boy” or something i correct him just by saying “they” and he thinks for like 5 entire minutes & then says something like “good they” because he cant think of a term and its honestly kind of adorable so i dont want to tell him all the gender neutral nouns he could use instead 

[glenview]

fall out boy // fourth of july

[fit-since-today]

Small things to improve your life

change your bedding each month wake up early (at least before 8am) spend time with friends fairy lights everywhere wash your face daily moisturize regularly bake some treats don’t wear any make up clean your room at least every two weeks run outside get a new towel regularly invest time in cooking awesome meals discover new music spend less time online take your vitamins eat lots of fruit light some scented candles only go to bed to sleep (chill on the sofa) open your room’s windows have hot showers

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[tarbor]

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

[wingedcactus]

film buff: what's your favorite western?

me: holes

[drowningpoetry]

tELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I AM BEGGING YOU. UNSAID FEELINGS ARE THE FUCKIN WORST AND THEY WILL KILL YOU, COMPLETELY EAT YOU UP INSIDE AND MAKE YOU ROT AWAY. YOU GOTTA TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS. TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM, TELL THEM YOU WANNA MAKE THEM HAPPY, TELL THEM YOU MISS THEM, TELL THEM YOU DONT LIKE HOW THEY TREAT YOU, TELL THEM YOU FEEL SAD AND NEED HELP. PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU SAY EVEN IF IT HURTS A LITTLE AT FIRST. HONESTY IS REAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND FEELINGS THAT ARE SAID AND ACKNOWLEDGED EVEN IF THEYRE UNREQUITED ARE FUCKING RAW AND BEAUTIFUL AND HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT OFF YOUR CHEST. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE HONEST WITH HOW YOU FEEL. LIFE IS FAR TOO SHORT TO HIDE BEHIND THE FEAR OF SOMEONE BEING MAD OR NOT FEELING THE SAME WAY. I PROMISE YOU. LIFE IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE SMALL RISKS OF SAYING HOW YOU FEEL. SO GO DO IT. SAY IT. I PROMISE ITLL BE WORTH IT. YOULL SEE.

[spideybite]

you know when youre really shy and you just aahhhhhh

[cyberspatial]

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

[hermiionegranger]

wild.