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youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

We need to figure out how to communicate "thank you, that was very cool" to whales. And also "please do not do that, that was scary", but that's secondary. Imagine what kind of shit humans would get up to if any time you're out and doing things, there's an above zero chance that you hear a handful of beetles making a tiny sound of waow. nice. and a round of teeny tiny applause.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

mallowmaenad

HELP!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!! MY CIGARETTE IS GETTING SMALLER!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! I JUST WANTED TO SMOKE MY FAVORITE LITTLE CIGGY AND NOW SOMEONE IS CUTTING OFF LITTLE PIECES OF IT WHEN IM NOT LOOKING!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!

pinnipetal

You need to start moisturizing before it's too late. I'm not talking about wrinkles or any of that nonsense. Winter is fucking coming you need to grease up or you are going to dry out like a raisin. It's too late for me but you can still save yourself. Please don't end up like me

pinnipetal

Guys it's actually so dire please for the love of God start moisturizing right fucking now. I just put on lotion and my skin sucked it up before I could even rub it in we are in fucking crisis mode

gaytanic-panic

liberalsarecool

When a rapist takes away your food to punish you for not allowing him to steal your health care, it's time to admit Trump lied to you.

An empty ballroom will not feed you.

An empty ballroom will not cover your health.

Raping children should have been your red flag.

pocket-deer-belly

i hate that being fat is dangerous not for any of the reasons people think but because the medical field just stops giving a shit about you. yeah sorry we haven't tested this medicine on people with your body size so we might underdose you. yeah sorry we don't train our surgeons on people like you so you have to change your body to accommodate them. yeah sorry we don't make medical equipment for people of your weight. yeah sorry our doctors train for like a decade but never have to contend with the fact that a fat person might not be suffering from being fat but from a real medical problem. yeah sorry your medical issues will go unaddressed until you become small enough for us to care and they will get worse in that time

pocket-deer-belly

and then statistics show that fat people die more so it's gotta be cause they're fat right not for any other reasons it's just cause they're fat so clearly being fat is unhealthy

liberalsarecool

What a dunk.

liberalsarecool

Clap Back award winner. #MoreOfThis

liberalsarecool

You will never reach America in a boat with outboard engines unless you refuel 20 times.

frierenburger

trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

tumble-her-i-hardly-know-her-de

sapienthome-deactivated20260519

[ID: A mural on a brick wall of a bomber plane in front of a trans flag. There are large red blotches on the wings, fuselage, and tail; This is in reference to the "survivorship bias" plane diagram, which highlights where military fighter planes sustained the most damage before coming back. End ID]

milk5

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

animentality

nonaferatu

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace